Sounds like a three-way pile-up , as featured in a Ben Dover "Housewives On The Job" special.

I thought much the same thing after typing it.

Top Ten punk accoutréments

10. Wire-for-laces
9. Studded belt
8. Tartan shorts
7. Baseball cap, pierced.
6. White-tippexed leather jacket
5. Greyed/ shabby satchel
4. Nose ring
3. Dog-on-string
2. Safety pins, anywhere
1. Piss-ugly girlfriend

Glice for the win

Nice list, senor Glice, but I'd add as a bonus place: Disgusting greasy dreads and/or wilting mohicans.

I saw a 'punk' woman today in Soho that was dressed so revealingly, and had a body so sexually appealing that I genuinely feared for her safety.

I wouldn't consider hairstyle as an accoutrément, but you're welcome to demur.

Top ten hackneyed punk clichés

10."We're real punk, not like [x]"
9. "I just wear what I want"
8. "Fuck it"
7. "Punk is/isn't dead [depending on current vogue]"
6. "I don't give a fuck which chord I'm playing"
5. "We're bringing punk into the [insert time period]"
4. "We just got bored of so many lame bands"
3. "No way were [x] punk!"
2. "[arbitrary pre-70s figure] was the first punk"
1. "We don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks"

You forgot 'vote labour'.

See? I'm perpetuating the fun of lists by ommiting obvious things, and having controversial entries. Yeah. That is exactly what I'm doing.

Allow me to indugle in this cliche with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhu0suEHfU

What about, "It's not a style of music, it's a way of life".

Yeah, you put it to the list-maker.

SHIT LIST, No Fans.
SHIT LIST, no fans.

I don't give a shit. That's fucking awesome that is! Almost up there with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMCyJadl9iQ

So into asking for that a a karaoke night. Can you imagine?

it's Radio Birdman, not Birdland. i was disappointed when i heard them.

True Melly fax - I spent Xmas Day 2006 getting shitfaced on vodka watching gems like the above clips. Ahh, happy memories.

Gah, I'm concatenating my band names again. Cheers for correcting me.

Have you been telling tales again Melly?

Nah, just getting confused again. You know how senile I am, don't you Boris?

I may well be going to a karaoke bar in Brighton on Saturday. If the bar has any Glitter, I'm getting on the case bigtime.

A word please Terence.