Ooh you are naughty....but I like you!

Dad Melly no swing that way - I take good care of that department :D

yeah i know:D
i love you too.
+ the way you type always reminds me of my best pal who lives in Guernsey Channel Islands.
keep up the good work.

I probably would, but you'll have to comply with the House Rules, which state that if I don't like you I reserve the right to kill you in your sleep. With an axe.

greedrex - will do, chief!

pokkeherrie - I'd take a risk with the axe thng. Anything for a good night's rest.

Define axe.
Guitar? Device used for chopping down trees?

Wow, I would've expected the axe thing to discourage people, but suddenly my inbox is flooded with PMs of people wanting to stay at my house... such freaks can only be found at the SY board!

Or maybe these?


There's only one way to find out...

I fucking hate Axe.

Note to all men: Don't use that shit! It wont make ladies love you.

actually, i heard about teachers complaining about axe... their students believed they'd be irresistible to women, so they literally marinated themselves in it. teachers couldn't stand the smell anymore.

that shit could kill a horse.

Fucking advertising, screwing with the children's minds.

worked at an after school thing a few years ago. i can vouch for the disgustingness of axe. and how middle-school boys slather it on like they depend on it for life. oh its so gross.

I'd like to greet the makers of Axe with one of these:

i'd throw up stepping in a room filled with axe-clouds. yuck. instant headache!

actually i would let trasher02 stay at my house. he's fiiiiiine.

you're all welcome to my ufo/house.