Originally Posted by !@#$%! harry potter can eat a bag of dicks

Originally Posted by atsonicpark That's how waiters or doormen behave, and I've never seen a woman leave with one of those.

Originally Posted by !@#$%! harry potter can eat a bag of dicks

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty if florida is america's dick, isn't it the one getting sucked as opposed to the one sucking?

Originally Posted by pbradley Ha ha, I went on the Anheuser-Busch tour while in Saint Louis. It was mostly all about how much shit beer they produce and their new sexy packaging. Also they skimped on the post-tour boozing though I didn't mind because it was all shit.

Originally Posted by pbradley I hate the shit out of people who are so verbally health conscious. Those people who occasionally go out for ice cream but spend the whole time talking about how unbelievably fattening it all is and how uncharacteristic it is of them and blah blah blah.

Originally Posted by demonrail666 Can you prove this? Have you seen him do it?

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty this is one of my best friends. she's got a fucking model build but all of a sudden she thinks absolutely every meal will put her on the verge of being morbidly obese. "this chicken on my salad is going to make me fat! this smoothie is going to make me gain five pounds!" - she's moved into the phase of giving other people shit for what they eat. "you got the grande yuppie-frappe-cappe-choco-clusterfuck? that's horrible, why didn't you get a small?" hey zeus christo. it's alright, don't panic; i'm just going to burn this shit off from bumming around town all day with you. ... oh my god, i wonder what she'd think of another of our friends downing two deep fried snickers bars the other day. ahahaha.

Originally Posted by swa(y) i think if there is a god, he probally frowns apon christianity as a whole. 'least...i would. and of course, i could be wrong. if i ever have kids i swear ill raise 'em to know KNOW KNOW in their minds that "not knowing is ok". <because, NO ONE DOES.

Originally Posted by Seandi God hates Christians because they keep Satan in business. Ans also because they tend to dress terribly.

You don't have to be a christian to believe in god.
It is agreed by be that church has become a den of thieves.

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty this is one of my best friends. she's got a fucking model build but all of a sudden she thinks absolutely every meal will put her on the verge of being morbidly obese. "this chicken on my salad is going to make me fat! this smoothie is going to make me gain five pounds!"

Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston look at the Old Testament, the Christian God is a psychopathic manic-depressive Angry Sky Father brutalising people for the slightest infraction and demanding their exclusive love on the threat of eternal damnation.

Everything happens for a reason.
The past cannot be judged by people's current views and experiences.
I don't think the Jewish culture would have thrived for so long without a brutal father. Sometimes I need a good slap in the face to get me back on track. Without the slaying of the innocent or not so innocent the Hebrews would have mixed in with other groups and the word God would be lost in time.
I think we were made in God's image. Not his Physical image but, the spiritual one. Humanity is brutal and humanity can also be loving.
There is a purpose for every event, whether it be good or bad, the end result makes us stronger and wiser.
Really think about all of the things god tells us not to do. Who do those actions hurt most?
I am not going around preaching the "word" acting like I'm perfect. I am far from perfect. I just have faith that one day he will forgive me of my many shortcomings and give me some peace from this GREEN HELL.
And besides this life means shit. It turns to dust. I am the living dead.