rundgren

polo or polio ?

COCK

cunt or pussy?

cock, obviously. edit: pussaaaaaay!

that or this?

that pussy

fat cat or malnourished dog

fat cat of course!

nintendo or sony?

joey

cheat or faithful

faithful

luigi or tails

tails

sleep for 10 hours or 8 hours

ooh, that's hard. i love them both. coffee's the bigger vice, though; i'm powerless to resist it's many forms of deliciousnessality.

sleeping in or waking early?

Hardwood, looks nicer.

City or Country

Hmm, another hard one.
I´ll go with City

Cop or Security Guard

security guard (aka rent-a-cop)

strawberries or blueberries?

Strawberries! (When they are good nothing beats it)

Hat or Beard?

hat

lipstick or chapstick?

Chapstick

long or short socks.

long socks are the best.

Discovery channel or History channel?

History Channel

purple or violet

Purple
dominance or submission

dominance

suede or velvet

velvet

sonic or mario