nothing, but tomorrow is April 30th.

(what, you mean you use toilet paper now? I always thought you wore diapers)

Judging froim how quiet it is on here I'll presume that you're all too busy admiring Catherine's frock.

I can imagine all the London boardies (knox and Porky I'm looking at you) will have some kind of get-together.

Possibly later on they'll walk the royal wedding route to see if they can pick up some residual vibes from the event - maybe a smell, a dropped earring, some bunting that a minor royal has stepped on, a Rolls Royve tyre track (neither will know the difference between a RR tyre track and a commoner tyre track so it COULD be the Queen's).

Beatrice's hat. It's a hat that says 'fuck you, other people, I'm wearing a fucking awesome hat'. Otherwise, sartorial dross.

well
this makes me wanna buy a new dress
a princess dress
that's not boring

this has been going around my head during this entire debacle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoE6JVRPcTM

The most unedifying, embarressing, testicle squash-painful day in our nations recent history

Nick, drugs really turned you into a wreckage. Please go see a doctor, man. Get help.

nik, carry on beign creative pls.

Im feeling relaxed because, unbeknownst to everyone, as Wills was saying his vows he slipped in the line "And i shall come round Ikara's house and clean his bog as its a proper crusty mess"

I might buy a new bogbrush for the occasion. Then again i might not.

Is beatrice the one in tan? wtf is up with that hat.

Europeans are weird.

yeah.
they don't get it.
they think it's cute.

ahem

I had a wank on a corgi

Did she say "I do"?

"Crazy! Sonic youth invited t play royal wedding after-show party tonight in London!" @leeranaldo

nice!

please, someone tell me, what in holy fuck is with the hats? I want to use words like "gay" and "retarded" but that's not fair to the homosexual and mentally-challenged communites who would be unfairly lowered to a special level of gaytardedness by those hats; those fucking hats....



@lee: when did your punk rock die????????