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Do you go to sleep with music on?

Often
Do you use condoms?

yes

crisps or chips?

chips
Laptop or desktop?

desktop

knowing it all or blissfull ignorance?

They are the same thing in a way(don't kill me for that,i just couldn't resist!)
Sun Ra or Sun City girls?

at the moment sun city girls.

attention seeker or quiet in the corner?

Quietly seeking for attention
bycicle or car?

Car.
Zebra or horse?

horse
hallucination or meditation?

hallucination.
Constipation or diarrhea?

neither is preferable but as i have to decide i will go with diarhea cha cha cha

i coughed a sink full of blood this morning and my stomach regularly feels like its been kicked, am i going to die?

Probably not, although it may be wise to seek expert advice.

Denim or corduroy?

denim

what do you do for a hangover?

Lots of milk.

In the unlikely even that Nasa were to seek you out to be their big chief of astronauting, which stellar body would you like to lead a mission to?

VIRGIN?
How many words that start with the letter A do you like?

asinine, ambulatory, ambitious, almagamated, anxious, ancilliary, anticipatory, ambidextrous, atrophy, affect, accrue, accumulate, accelerate, adamant, affliction, apposite, apostasy, affinity, off the top of my head... :)

What makes you happy when you buy a record?

Good sleeve notes.

The 'rhino maggot' is a small parasitic fly type creautre that feeds exclusively from the rhinocerous. It causes the rhino discomfort and illness, but stopping the rhinos from being ill means eradicating the rhino maggot species. What should we do?

Genetic engineering for the rhino maggot so it doesn't target rhinos exclusively, then reintroduce it to other species that have a higher tolerance level.

Who's your favourite rock drummer?

keith moon

berkowitz or bundy?

bundy

Electric tooth brush or the regular one

Regular one
Noise or silence?

Noise
Who would be your favorite one-night-stand?

steven segal

is there a limit?

no!

acid or mushrooms?

Acid?

Sonic or Youth?

sonic

where did you lose your virginity?

i haven't
should i lose it in a van or a cemetery?

Van so you can sell it to a dirty website later.

How many instruments do you own.

at least 25

beatles or stones?

right now, stones.

ramones or mc5?

MC5, no contest.

favorite instrument you own?

fender telecaster

Cantankerous or Daddylikes?

Cnatnakeosrlikez

Porkie or truncated?

pookie

jazz or blues?

Jazz

bullied or bully?

bullied

Favorite TV show?

Prisoner

Favourite film?

office space

the cure or the smiths?

Neither

Night or day?