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ilduclo 02.11.2018 02:21 PM

Fox News executive VP John Moody:

"Unless it’s changed overnight, the motto of the Olympics, since 1894, has been “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” It appears the U.S. Olympic Committee would like to change that to “Darker, Gayer, Different.” If your goal is to win medals, that won’t work."

The Soup Nazi 02.12.2018 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ilduclo

 



Dude. Dude. Kim Yo-jong is HAWT. Probably evil as fuck too, but just sayin'.

 

The Soup Nazi 02.12.2018 07:48 PM

he climbs on top in the dark
and pushes your legs apart
you grit your teeth try not to breathe
because he reeks of rotting meat

he’s crushing you
he’s fucking huge

his thick tongue slobbers across your face
you wouldn’t call it a warm embrace
it’s like being on a waterboard
sometimes you feel like such a whore

just close your eyes
try not to cry

give it up for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

her name’s melania
she’s from slovenia
an illegal immigrant
he paid to sneak her in

he likes them young
and compliant

he rolls over and off of you
and he lumbers across the room
you go to the gilded bidet
to wash the shit away

just close your eyes, honey
and try not to cry

give it up for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

this is a golden age
when anyone can get away with almost anything
but be careful what you say
everyone is watching you
and nobody cares about the truth

give it up
for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros
america
give it up for the rhinoceros, america
guess who’s getting fucked
by the rhinoceros

The Soup Nazi 02.12.2018 07:52 PM

kellyanne
i don’t understand
the way you make me feel
the way you turn me upside down
the way my heart sinks when you come around
like suddenly i don’t know who i am

kellyanne
the effect you have
you make me feel like animal
all my good sense goes out the window
and it tears me up to see you so composed

kellyanne
you make me mad
you’re so hard like a rock in my shoe
like every bitch in high school
do you love
do you feel
did you used to be real
is there any blood underneath your steely mask

kellyanne
you‘re on fire in my dreams
your straw hair catches instantly
your painted plastic face is melting
and you end up in a puddle at my feet

kellyanne
you’re a telegraph of vicious grace and pride
turning truth into lies

kellyanne
are you ever sad
i wanna be the first one to make you cry
i wanna make you cry
wanna make you cry
i can’t take it anymore

kellyanne
i light the match in my dreams
you burn
i watch you burn but you don’t even squirm
imperturbable until the end
you’re smiling as your face is melting
and sliding off your skull down to the ground

ilduclo 02.13.2018 02:32 PM

John Kelly greatest hits mixtape here

http://www.stltoday.com/news/nationa...6084262cb.html

ilduclo 02.14.2018 12:45 PM

Cohen!!! A lawyer that pays your bills and doesn't expect reimbursement? I gotta get me one of those!

ilduclo 02.15.2018 10:04 AM

Airman Trump

Psychiatrist Steven Buser explained how he evaluated nuclear personnel for the U.S. Air Force’s Nuclear Personal Reliability Program. According to PRP standards, “only those military personnel with the highest degree of reliability, trustworthiness, conduct and behavior will be allowed to work in the vicinity of nuclear weapons.”

“What if those same standards were applied to our president?” Dr. Buser asked. “What if President Trump instead was Airman Trump?...Would I feel comfortable in certifying Airman Trump as being safe to be around nuclear weapons?”

“What if I had reliable information that Airman Trump had cyberbullied others regularly on Twitter?” Buser went on. “That he had sexually abusive behavior toward women; that he was prone to erratic personal states; that he showed paranoia about being surveilled by others or unjustly persecuted; and that he had a history of highly distorted, if not untruthful statements.”

“Would I certify Airman Trump as being safe around nuclear weapons? My answer was, absolutely not.

tesla69 02.15.2018 08:35 PM

The only collusion with Russians seems to have been by the DNC

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-...ey-were-hacked

ilduclo 02.18.2018 03:07 PM

Mitt in 2o2o, he brings his own majority
 

tesla69 02.20.2018 05:43 PM

Thank you President Trump!

Thanks to your tax cuts I'm bringing home about an extra $160 a month of MY MONEY.

tesla69 02.23.2018 06:27 AM

connected to Clinton Foundation - who could imagine, the repubs were right

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-...x-scam-exposed

!@#$%! 02.23.2018 08:39 PM

lol kushner

ilduclo 02.24.2018 05:42 PM

this message sent out by Trump, see how dreamers are murdering good clean white americans!


 

!@#$%! 02.24.2018 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ilduclo
this message sent out by Trump, see how dreamers are murdering good clean white americans!


 

yep

meanwhile, this is the real terror threat

https://www.vox.com/world/2017/10/2/...errorism-islam

whitey. with a gun.

tw2113 02.24.2018 05:53 PM

As odd as it may be, I'm fine with people legitimately supporting Trump. What gets me most is people who play the party line, where they support whatever turd their party serves up. They could legitimately line up better with the other party's person, but they'll still support their own because of the color they wear.

!@#$%! 02.24.2018 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw2113
As odd as it may be, I'm fine with people legitimately supporting Trump. .

i have tried to be but can’t, because beneath their presumed working class concerns there is a core of hatred and bigotry that makes me sick. they incarnate america’s lowest instincts. this is truly a dark age.

ilduclo 02.28.2018 05:41 PM

 

The Soup Nazi 02.28.2018 06:40 PM

From CNN:

Hope Hicks' totally ridiculous explanation for why she quit

More: https://news.google.com/news/story/d...us&hl=en&gl=US

!@#$%! 03.01.2018 09:13 AM

lol look at you in your oxycontin haze pretending to be a worker

bye bye

The Soup Nazi 03.01.2018 04:41 PM

From The Washington Post:

Questions linger about how Melania Trump, a Slovenian model, scored 'the Einstein visa'

More: https://news.google.com/news/search/...n&gl=US&ned=us

Rob Instigator 03.01.2018 04:47 PM

the only people legitimately supporting Trump are the super-rich that are using him to sweeten their bank rolls.

!@#$%! 03.01.2018 05:01 PM

did you know her chain migrator parents were just sworn in as citizens? i think last week?

eta: per the latest wapo article not yet, but it’s imminent

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
the only people legitimately supporting Trump are the super-rich that are using him to sweeten their bank rolls.

and the suckers still falling for the carnival barker because he appeals to their hate

The Soup Nazi 03.01.2018 06:51 PM

All right, looks like we're cooking with gas!

FBI counterintel investigating Ivanka Trump business deal

More: https://news.google.com/news/story/d...us&hl=en&gl=US

!@#$%! 03.05.2018 12:48 PM

Trump says American workers are hurt by immigration. But after ICE raided this Texas town, they never showed up.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...5f3_story.html

lol MAWAs on oxycontin are just lazy bums

thank fuck for burmese refugees

please send more

!@#$%! 03.05.2018 12:58 PM

“ignore the smiles: trump-netanyahu get-together is a collision of bad karmas”

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...ther-1.5870652

ilduclo 03.05.2018 02:55 PM

Ruh-oh!!

Trump lawyer complained he wasn't reimbursed for Stormy Daniels payment: report
 



http://thehill.com/homenews/administ...ment-to-stormy



You were the sunshine, baby, whenever you smiled
but I call you stormy today
All of a sudden that old rain´s fallin´ down
and my world is cloudy and gray, you´ve gone away
Oh, stormy, oh, stormy, bring back that sunny day
Yesterday´s love was like a warm summer breeze
but like the weather it changed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18Sua_QTDs0

ilduclo 03.05.2018 03:14 PM

 

The Soup Nazi 03.05.2018 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilduclo
You were the sunshine, baby, whenever you smiled
but I call you stormy today
All of a sudden that old rain´s fallin´ down
and my world is cloudy and gray, you´ve gone away
Oh, stormy, oh, stormy, bring back that sunny day
Yesterday´s love was like a warm summer breeze
but like the weather it changed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18Sua_QTDs0


They call it stormy Monday
But Tuesday's just as bad
They call it stormy Monday
But Tuesday's just as bad
Lord, and Wednesday's worse
And Thursday's all so bad
The eagle flies on Friday
Saturday I go out to play
The eagle flies on Friday
Saturday I go out to play
Sunday I go to church, yeah
Gonna kneel down and pray
Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy on me
Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy on me
Though I'm tryin' and tryin' to find my baby
Won't somebody please send 'er home

Oh HO
Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy on me
Yeah, I'm proud, Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy on me
Though I'm tryin', tryin' to find my baby
Won't send 'er home, yeah, oh baby

ilduclo 03.05.2018 05:17 PM

 

!@#$%! 03.06.2018 09:01 AM

not gonna make a long-winded argument to say you can’t turn the clock back to father knows best, coal energy, and being the only industrial power left standing after a global conflagration.

it’s 2018 and there’s globalization and automation.

running a petrochemical plant takes a lot more skill than cutting meat and hosing down at night.

!@#$%! 03.06.2018 10:03 AM

the reindustrialization needs to go forward not backwards

renewable energies not coal mining

healthcare, biotech, airspace, telecommunications, electric/self-driving/energy efficient automotive, software development, advanced chemical/materials, robotics, machine tools, military, all kinds of r&d & IP creation, etc.

just the other day there was a government report that shows that outdoor recreation is a bigger sector of the economy than mining and fossil fuel extracton.

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/201...ry-finds-its-/

but trumpo wants to wreck the parks and spill oil everywhere. lol!

 


so fucking backwards. the gerontocracy needs to go. please go.

these tariffs are just pandering to the gullible. again.

ilduclo 03.06.2018 10:28 AM

just when you think the righties can go no lower, they start a circle jerk at low tide on a polluted river delta with Roy Moore, Bill O'Reilly, Rush and Wayne LaPierre!

 

!@#$%! 03.06.2018 10:34 AM

 

 

 

jennthebenn 03.06.2018 07:48 PM

A picture can say a thousand words. Or in some cases, two words five hundred times. In this case, those words are "hell" and "yeah."

The Soup Nazi 03.07.2018 11:59 PM

OK, I can't be the only one who sees the irony in someone getting a gag order against a porn actress, can I...?

tw2113 03.08.2018 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
OK, I can't be the only one who sees the irony in someone getting a gag order against a porn actress, can I...?

Probably the only way he could make her gag.

Skuj 03.08.2018 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by evollove
Be chill the next two months. We got four years of gnashing teeth and pulling hair.

But it's worse than you think. Roger "Satan Takes Lessons from Me" Stone has the president's ear. Ben Carson should have vanished, but now he might end up with a cabinet position. I could go on, but what's the point?

---

Has anyone re-read through this entire thread yet? I bet we all look stupid at some point.


I'm having perverse interest in reading Nov 2016 comments.

Trumpism actually turned out to be worse than I thought it could be. I actually believed that saner heads around him could educate him or reign him in. He'll never change, or grow into the job.

My biggest concern is....WTF are Dems doing? I see weak/tepid responses to all the Trumpy things. Where are they? Who are they?

evollove 03.08.2018 03:32 PM

Future: It's complicated now, because it's primary season. There are some super dope candidates and some lame middle-of-the-road wienies. Wait to see how the primaries unfold.

Present: Only so much a minority party can do. Still, there are calls for impeachment now and then. Some blistering tweets. I dunno. What are you looking for?

And it's always worth mentioning that you yourself are permitted to do any number of things. Hold a rally. Write a letter. Run for office.

!@#$%! 03.08.2018 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by evollove

And it's always worth mentioning that you yourself are permitted to do any number of things. Hold a rally. Write a letter. Run for office.

skuj is canadian

he might get tariffed at the border

evollove 03.08.2018 03:56 PM

lol

Then what's a Canadian complaining about?

New advice: Chill, enjoy a glass of maple syrup, and spank it to photos of Trudeau. This'll all blow over.


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