not long enough. recently its been only a few hours a night and not for a good reason, if you know what i mean.

oldest item of clothing you still wear?

jacket and shoes. (are shoes allowed)?

can you remember things or do you have to make notes? not like at work just in general.

Lock the back door before going out. That was a week ago, and no-one came into the house, but I haven't been allowed to forget about it yet.

What is the next new release film that you are looking forward to seeing?

probably factory girl, though having seen the trailer i am not so sure.

(ok sorry about the shoes!)

last inapropriate laugh you had?

My girlfriend bumping her head on the corner of a worksurface. It was funny because I'd done the exact same thing a few days earlier and she'd told me I must be more careful.

When was the last time you set foot inside a place of religious worship?

last week when me and a friend went for a walk to fountains abbey and saw an old church on a hill so we went inside.




if you could be anywhere right now where would you be?

At the beach.

I like to take certain "liberties" with my secretaries. If I hire you, will you be OK with that?

just so long as i can keep my dignity and the wages go up.

did you go to university? if so what did you study? if not what would you like too?

no.

if i could be anywhere i'd be sleeping on top of a hill on a sunny day with a cool breeze blowing.

what's your favourite smelling soap?

'Sea Vegetable' from Lush.

What was the last journey you made by bus?

out to my friends place in the middle of the countryside, i am black and blue from being bounced around on all those country lanes.

(yes i did a few gargles haha)

last time you danced? did it feel good or was it awkward?

At a friends "Emigrating to Australia" do in Oxford last November. It felt good at the time, but then someone showed me footage on their phone of me dancing, and I just wanted to crawl under a rock with shame.

Have you ever had sex and then felt ashamed about it afterwards?

Not shame, but i felt regret because the personi i had had sexual intercourse with wasn't someone i liked personally. Favourite chewing gum is airwaves.

Do you like a fan blowing air onto your face?

Yes! In summer

Do you like a fan blowing feathers into your face?

no not really.

sex question - not ashamed but have felt strange afterwards like we didnt really connect.

would you prefer to know or not to know?

not to know.

name your closest friend

tim

do you have a nickname? if so what is it?

Yes. Smelly.

Have you ever played a prank on someone, and if so, what was it?

A group of us at school lifted up a guys car and moved it into a space between two buildings that was so small it took him an hour to get it out again. He reported us to the headmaster, who demanded that everyone involved report to one of the classrooms later that day, but he was then powerless to do anything because 75% of the people who turned up were prefects. You could tell that he was trying hard not to piss himself laughing as he told us off.

What would you do all day if the SY gossip board didn't exist?

I'd be posting on another forum.

Do you like pigeons?

No, not a fan of them. "Pigeon Kill" sums it up for me.

Do you have a lot of porn on your hard drive?

no.

last time you felt like screaming.

Never.


Can you move your next post a little more to the left?

I don't believe in them but I don't exlcude the possibility that they could excist.

Are you currently in love?

Not in love, not in anything, numb actually.

What was your last thought?

Why am I even trying?
Acid in my lungs
It runs in the family
to care about no one else...

When's the last time you listened to Xiu xiu?

i have never listened to Xiu Xiu

when was the last time you watched a good old episode of Charlie's angles?

The early 1980's - about 1981 or 82, I forget exactly.

Have you ever had an unrequited crush on a friend, and if so, did you ever make your feelings known to the friend?

sure but i kept my mouth well and truly closed.

what tv show do you watch despite the fact that you feel used and dirty afterwards?

Neighbours.

Are you ready to set your heart to 'throb'?

12-13 years old.

When was the last time you tolked lajk dis? becaz aj did for de hole dej

not sure if you would get that.

I've never talked like that before.

What's your favorite sandwich?

I tried a grilled pastrami sandwich for the first time last week, so it's that right now.

Where does "freedom of speech" end for you?

telling someone to kill.

last time you jumped for joy?

In Dublin this year, on the way to see The Ex.

What, so far, is your album of 2007?

among others... this one wins beacause it was a pleasent surprise.


do you surf?

Erotica, I suppose.

Should we demand a reduction in the massive number of leaflets about saving the environment, on the grounds that the production of so many leaflets, all saying much the same thing, must be damaging the environment?

Yes

Fire or water?

Water, thank you very much.

Tap water, filtered tap water, or mineral water?