i really wish i could write. i have the inspiration, i just don't know what to do with it.

me+miley tomorrow.

should i shave? its supposed to be a "hospital scene" i may be a patient. lolz.

don't worry baby i'll take good care of you

Hahahahahah

i'm very motherly. in the most evil way possible.

ohol si ho lol.

really?




no, really?

Testing keyboard. Yep. Still works.

yes, really.

i might be wearing nothing but a paper gown, if i end up as one of the "patients" ... lol, so gonna get a boner when miley walks in. might have to ask for a larger size gown so the wood will be less graphic.

i think i'm gonna trim the beard. i didn't have one in the pics i sent the casting directors.

Lindsey Lohan syndrome. I feel like I've smoked ten thousand cigarettes, when I've never even had one. I keep coughing and I sound deep and raspy.

they make clove gum that's for sale in world market

i want twenty packs of it.

My arms hurt.

i hope they get better!

Yes. They're just sore, no bruises. Too much pushing last night at Jesus Lizard.

The Album Leaf in like a week. SKJdhtLKJ$#TK@!!

I'm hongry.

We still have funfetti cake if you want some.

Holy Shi- it's been like 10 score fortnights since I've had that. I just have some peanut butter.

miley has a sore throat. if i get her virus, is that kinda like getting to 2nd base?