Thats swine flu you tit

I had one too many last night so apologies for any wackness...I remember chatting some barmaid up and some gay blowke up the toon

<333

<3...And i got fined on the fucking metro. I was so pissed i forgot to buy a ticket. I even went to mcdonalds and bought some chips to get change to buy a fucking ticket and still forgot!! I paid the fine on the station (didn't think you could do that like) but they let uz off with 2 quid though ;-) 18 bastard quid...

I'm drunk talking about condoms with satan

Hmm them mint ones are shit! they always split. implant is better ;-)

ribbed condoms are freaky

I've had no complaints. They're all a bit dodgy though aren't they, feeling and sensitivity is lost plus they're not really reliable..

and the thin ones are like WAT.

They're Supposed to increase sensitivity but any johnny hat decreases it. My advice: get an injection or implant then ya don't have to think about it and it feels better :-)

I'm off for a nice long bubble jacuzzi...goodbye hangover

o haaaaaaaayyyy

we're on the phone!!!

FUCK YEAHhhhhhhhhh

sheepfuckin'

I'm dronk

holy eyebrows batman

kate moss wannabe?

cheetos