i'd be happy as a clam if you played me some punk records
why is it epic or something?

I'm thirsty and need coffee

no, no , no

ORAL SEX

it'd entertain me for the next 10 minutes

After coffee. Not before.

and preferably while listening to the anti-nowhere league, apparently

Such longevity, how do you do it?

intense concentration. and no blinking.

See, see I always get the rocket off way too early when I don't blink at all or blink a lot. Blinking is my dilemma in the ''too fast too furious'' area. but, what my blinking subtracts from I make up with in phallic dimension.

ride the silver rocket. burnin' a hole in your pocket...

sry my dad took me to my favorite restaurant for tacos
he must be my favorite person on earth
he had to drive with his knee so he could air guitar

Someone on the Steven Severin forum has accused MBV of wearing sandals onstage. You what - sandals??? Never. MBV wear their proper shoes with pride.

Friggin' Farm Town on friggin' Facebook...

my eyeball hurts

I want an eyepatch. Actually, I want many eyepatches. I want a zebra striped eyepatch.

I actually had (or was supposed to) wear an eyepatch in my youth. To strengthen my lazy left eye. They told me to cover the right and read and live my life for a year or so. Fuck that.

Jesus fuck. That's stupid.

yes. I kind of wish I would have done it a little bit now, because I'm scared of laser eye surgery and that's the eventual end for me.