Eye problems run in my family. My dad has horrible eyesight, one of my uncles had laser eye surgery on both eyes, and my other uncle had to have a cornea transplant (yeah, wtf?).

Thankfully I'm not related to them.

It would be different it if either A)didn't mind contacts or B) both eyes were shit. I have like 20/15 and 20/0 (c wat I did ther?) in the left.

Yeah, my vision sucks either way. Contacts suck. My glasses are uncomfortable. Whatever.

I finally killed the mosquito that was living in my room, not before the little bugger got 2 more bites in.

Good. Dirty motherfucker. I hate mosquitoes. Especially the big fucking Florida ones.

I can deal with the big ones before they're obvious. This one was the size of a tic-tac.

Om nom, jolly ranchers.

I hate it when I'm laying in bed about to sleep and I think of a bunch of shit to download, and then I forget what it was the next day.

People suck balls.

This is why I love Google Desktop. I always add my "to download" stuff to the notepad.

Wait...I fail to see where this is a problem for you.

They are doing it wrong.

Someone plopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality is no longer the exception, it's the rule

This was in the YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG pictures thing

Yes females and males don't mix well in my head. I should read some Dick, Philip K. Dick that is.

That's creepy as shit.

I like the crayon box.

I just imagine that chin extending forever.

Damn, that son is horrid.

now i am disappoint.