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dead_battery 02.05.2015 02:46 PM

the terminator already came for humanity, he turned us into soylent and i sit here, happy post cannibal, supping it right now.

dead_battery 02.05.2015 02:47 PM

also the terminator franchise is deeply racist and offensive to me as a computer.

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 02:49 PM

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the terminator IS coming for your job! for so many jobs that exist right now.


i don't have a job

but some jobs will be rendered moot as others become more prized

maybe nobody will be need a job and the robots will become the new slaves

then the sins of the fleshapoids!

it's all already been speculated

however, even great speculators miss the point-- william gibson didn't see the cellphone coming

i'm not about burying one's head in the sand, but getting lost too far into the future is also useless

there was a cuban singer had a song about that-- too long to translate

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.05.2015 03:37 PM

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nothing in the brain that makes you special or supernatural and that cant be replicated as machinic function.

That is such bullshit. Who builds, programs, and maintains them? Oh right, human brains. Also, shit, everyday some technology either glitches, fails, or breaks down on me requiring ME to use MY brain to fix IT. How come IT needs ME if it supposedly can replicate anything my brain can do?? Also, its real simple, what happens if there is power failure? Your fetishization of technology is bordering on neurosis lately

dead_battery 02.05.2015 04:04 PM

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That is such bullshit. Who builds, programs, and maintains them? Oh right, human brains. Also, shit, everyday some technology either glitches, fails, or breaks down on me requiring ME to use MY brain to fix IT. How come IT needs ME if it supposedly can replicate anything my brain can do?? Also, its real simple, what happens if there is power failure? Your fetishization of technology is bordering on neurosis lately


think. harder.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.05.2015 04:38 PM

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think. harder.

The bigger problem is you're not thinking it through at all! What about an EMP? I mean, what the fuck happens if MUTO attacks?

 

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 05:03 PM

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i forgot to say that is a hilarious picture

i'm going to put a motorcycle helmet on my blender

_tunic_ 02.05.2015 05:47 PM

I just read an article in a Dutch newspaper of a new hotel in Japan where most of the staff consists of robots. Robots at the reception, robots cleaning the rooms, etc

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 07:51 PM

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I just read an article in a Dutch newspaper of a new hotel in Japan where most of the staff consists of robots. Robots at the reception, robots cleaning the rooms, etc


yeah, their population is getting old so this has been in the works for some time

plus there are some cultural factors that make the japanese especially interested in robotics

they also have vending machines everywhere

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 08:00 PM

okay, schizo, so, i did not forget.

seems very entangled and let me summarize if i understood correctly

- you're with a dude but want a different one who is impossible

- current dude is demanding but in a good way?

- i didn't understand the age difference. both are old? if that's the case-- neither of them is the new york dude of your teenage tales?

just to make sure i'm clear. "macho brain" needs bullet points.

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 08:07 PM

neither are that guy. he is but a shadow of the past, even though I was in NYC a few months ago. they're both the same age, just one was my teacher.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.05.2015 08:09 PM

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just one was my teacher.


 

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 08:14 PM

har har. reminds me that it looks like julian edelman is living it up harder than when the bruins or Sox even won.

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 08:15 PM

what's japan doing wrt population, even

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.05.2015 08:16 PM

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har har. reminds me that it looks like julian edelman is living it up harder than when the bruins or Sox even won.

Uggg.. Don't remind me ;)

 

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 08:42 PM

haha. I remember when it came out tyler seguin was banging every exec's daughter... fun times. how is your night?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.05.2015 08:45 PM

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how is your night?


TIRED as a motherfucker yo.. Been at work teaching fuckers ALL day and have grad school classes ALL night, and have to be up at 5AM for work again tomorrow like everyday... I don't know how the FUCK my momz did this for so many years when I was younger and she was teaching in the day time and going to university at night AND raising two kids on her own??? I'd be dead. Seriously. You women are way stronger than men AND WE KNOW IT. Why do you think we bitch and moan so damned much? Its a gift ;)

How are you? Still celebrating?

dead_battery 02.05.2015 08:58 PM

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i forgot to say that is a hilarious picture

i'm going to put a motorcycle helmet on my blender


i want to hate you for that but i cant.

repp

dead_battery 02.05.2015 09:00 PM

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what's japan doing wrt population, even


not having kids, being otaku or sex-phobic, getting old, releasing gov stats that pinpoint the exact year that the country will have a population of 0 if current breeding rates stay the same -

and making robots, lots of robots. high suicide rates for humans too.

hail japan.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.05.2015 09:19 PM

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being otaku or sex-phobic,


 

Japan is possibly the horniest culture in the modern era yo..

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 09:26 PM

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neither are that guy. he is but a shadow of the past, even though I was in NYC a few months ago. they're both the same age, just one was my teacher.


in college? or in high school?

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 09:29 PM

high school

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
TIRED as a motherfucker yo.. Been at work teaching fuckers ALL day and have grad school classes ALL night, and have to be up at 5AM for work again tomorrow like everyday... I don't know how the FUCK my momz did this for so many years when I was younger and she was teaching in the day time and going to university at night AND raising two kids on her own??? I'd be dead. Seriously. You women are way stronger than men AND WE KNOW IT. Why do you think we bitch and moan so damned much? Its a gift ;)

How are you? Still celebrating?



what grades/subject do you teach? and your mom sounds badass. my mom wants to go back to school and I keep telling her to... never too late.

hahah. pretty much. this makes up for 2011 almost. almost. just waiting to get hired here... I moved from south to north central Florida a month ago and still adjusting.

dead_battery 02.05.2015 09:34 PM

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Japan is possibly the horniest culture in the modern era yo..


lots of porn in culture.

but fertility rates declining, marriage rates declining, many people openly afraid or uninterested in sex.

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 09:36 PM

the lack of work/life balance doesn't help shit there, either.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.05.2015 09:55 PM

 

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 09:56 PM

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high school


okay so...

your former high school teacher loves you and wants you to get your shit together?

or you love your former high school teacher and can't have him?

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 10:03 PM

I can't have him

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 10:10 PM

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I can't have him


ha ha

good!

you shouldn't.

/end

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so what's the trouble with the current boyfriend now?

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 10:28 PM

:( bah

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 10:30 PM

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:( bah


sorry! it's for your own sanity

i'd explain why here but maybe TMI

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 10:32 PM

eh, it's true. i really know how to pick em.

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 10:32 PM

it's a shame the co op here overcharges for kombucha but it's the closest to get any

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 10:36 PM

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eh, it's true. i really know how to pick em.


he's probably a good person and all, but seeing as how your initial relationship had him in loco parentis it would be kinda messed up to cross the line. no? i mean you can worship his image from afar as your notion of an ideal man maybe, and be happy for having that image, but in realtime no wai. don't literalize the metaphor.

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 10:36 PM

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it's a shame the co op here overcharges for kombucha but it's the closest to get any


dood. you can make your own.

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 10:40 PM

once I have my legit own place and don't sublease, I will. I don't have room to make it where I am.

and yeah... i tell myself don't get too hung up. just hard to not compare anyone to him when I really should be happy to have something close to a legit relationship with a non batshit crazy guy.

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 10:42 PM

how was your day?

I saw this AI twitter that tries to describe random photos earlier today. it's generally accurate, which is pretty exciting. also scary. I fear a cylon rebellion one day.

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
once I have my legit own place and don't sublease, I will. I don't have room to make it where I am.

and yeah... i tell myself don't get too hung up. just hard to not compare anyone to him when I really should be happy to have something close to a legit relationship with a non batshit crazy guy.


well see you're comparing a real human to an ideal-- an ideal never farts in bed or shits his shorts or says stupid shit or gets dandruff. it's fine to have ideals, as long as you realize they're not real people.

me, i'll never have sex with monica bellucci-- and that's okay ;)

schizophrenicroom 02.05.2015 10:48 PM

yeah, and i can tell the difference. used to not, but heh, I guess I've grown. just bugs me that i feel too often the same happens to me.

a man can dream, though. shit. i'd probably have sex with Monica bellucci. every time i see her i think of you.

!@#$%! 02.05.2015 11:03 PM

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just bugs me that i feel too often the same happens to me.


??


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a man can dream, though. shit. i'd probably have sex with Monica bellucci. every time i see her i think of you.


ha ha ha ha! yes. her image does that to people.


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