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Mine involved being drunk (shocker), the cast of John Dies at the End, being harassed by a demon, having magical powers, and dying a lot.
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The weirdest part was that the girl and I were apparently almost dating, she was the current owner of my grandfather's truck (which I haven't seen in about 5 or 6 years) and it took place in the present. Also, I kept losing the $1.50 in change.
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wat.
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i just broke my fucking toe
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you live life to the fullest satanas
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i do my best
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ha. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really? mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh. |
its all in the strategic use of italics
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ohhh. figures that you would know. sexxee. |
it's like phone sex, but less vocal
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not bad. i'm slightly aroused already, and i'm sure you could try harder |
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ha. again. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really? mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh! (the last 3 ah's are me bouncing up and down on my keyboard with excitement) seriously tho, is the point of cybersex to get off? speaking as a girl that was once human, i must say that it would be quite difficult to execute this one handed. i mean diggin' it out, while typing? that takes mad skills. |
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or voice recognition software a la Flotz! |
my dream was so fucking boring. shopping with my consumer whore friend. it was so dull and realistic that i thought i was awake, so i slept until like quarter to three.
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SAYS YOU, TINY ENGLISH MAN. I CYBER IN BOLDED CAPS. NOW, SHOW US YR TITS. |
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YOU CLOSE YR EYES AS I LICK YR TITS WITH A SOFT BUT VIGOROUS FLICKING OF MY TONGUE.
MY MANHOOD ENGORGES, PRESSING AGAINST YR QUIVERING BELLY. IN ECSTASY, YR EYELIDS FLUTTER HALFWAY OPEN...ENOUGH TO SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY A LARGE GERMAN SHEPPARD. YOU MOAN AND CONTINUE TO GRIND. |
^ Woof Woof. Is It Hot In Here? Or Is It Just Me?
The All Caps Thing I Can Get Into, Italics Are For Pussies. EDIT: WTF? Why did it lowercase all my uppercase? |
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