RE: Seeing God.

One time, in the face of a smiling child. But then I realized the elevated feeling was not divine, I was just getting light-headed as all of my blood pooled into a massive erection.

Would you post nude pictures on the internet? If so, prove it.

Hey, play by the rules. You skipped a question.

I had already answered and posted, only to learn others had responded before me. So I edited my post to make it clear which question I had responded to. I clarify all of this so that you know I never break internet rules. NEVER.

So, that said:

I do not dig the granny underwear trend. I like cotton panties, but not ones that are as baggy as fuck. If ladies need extra comfort down there they should just go commando.

My Q:

Would you post nude pictures on the internet? If so, prove it.

i would. you can ask my mum.

can vampires get aids?

Fixed.

I don't know.

What would you rather eat--paste or paper?

What's your mum's email?

And yes, yes they can. I'm sure you're aware of blaculas.

If you had a license to kill, how often would you use it? And as a follow up question, if you had a license to ill, how fucking cool would you be?

I have a license to kill, and I use it responsibly. It has nothing to do with cool only with the security of the free world.

What's your favorite color?

red.

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how many times have you eaten caca? cmon, say it. say ITTTTTT....

Wow, probably more times than I want to admit! A couple thousand maybe?

What's the difference between a group and a team?

Uh, I've never created a team of rape victims?

Would you accept an open drink container from me?

probably not.

if you are stuck on a desert island alone, do you drink your own pee?

I am on a desert island, and no, I just walk down to the tiki bar when I'm thirsty.

When do you get your best sleep?

No. I made a condensation trap thing. Drink fresh water.

Do you make yourself overly paranoid?

Why the fuck do you wanna know!? What reason could you possibly have for asking me that? What are you up to, anyway?

Do you think I'm overly paranoid?

yes.

where's waldo?

San Deigo.

have you thrown out all of those naked pictures of yr mother yet?

Only the ones that were stuck together.

Does size matter?

only foot size matters

does godzilla have life insurance?

no. atomic weapons are a pre-existing condition and thereby excluded from coverage.

are yr mother's breasts still as soft as I remember them?

Is your dick still as soft as she tells me it was?

Where did our love go?

never made it out of Copacabana

is foot odor worse than b.o.?

yes, unless, of course, by b.o., you mean GMKU's mother's vagina.

irish spring or summer's eve?

Depends where the foot is.


Who killed bambi?

i did.

regular or anal?

Both.

If Mary was a virgin, does that mean that upon being born Jesus popped his own mother's cherry?

according to Catholic dogma, her hymen never ever ever ever burst, and she died a virgin, even though the bible details that Joseph went rat a tat tat on dAt ass as soon as she was capable.

have any of you ever shat in the ocean?

So what, did baby Jesus become immaterial just long enough to pass through her hymen without rupturing it? And solely so others could poke and prod at it after the fact?

I never shat in the ocean, but I have shat in the Hudson River.

You and Danny DeVito are the last two people alive. How long do you wait until you ask him to go down on you, and do you reciprocate?

Danny DeVito is so short he can only go up.

you've just won the Mexican lottery. do you take yr payment in pesos or chiclets?

I have to say, I've gotten pretty bored with this thread already.

I have to say, you saying that yr pretty bored with this thread already is super exciting.

pesos por favor senor.

if a girl gives a lot of head, but does not sleep w/the guys is she a whore?

(this was an actual drunken debate btwn my friend and i over the weekend)

^ if she ain't gettin paid, she ain't a whore.

if a tree falls in a forest but there's no one around to hear it, does anyone really give a fuck?

I would, depending on the reason it fell--did it fall because it succumbed to some kind of invasive pest or disease; because of climate change; or some other cause that could signify danger to foundation forest species?

What about the sound of two hands clapping?

yes, that makes a sound

if you got home from work and into your comfy clothes would you still go out to buy me ice cream so that i can make a coke float?

ss, if I didn't already have my knockarounds on, I'd do it! Can you wait till morning?
sorry I forgot to ask a question.
cats or dogs?

aww ok

if i have a coke float, what are you going to have?

I'd have a Vernor's float.