God damn I love Rocky IV

If he dies....he dies

I must break you.

My god that sounds sexual.

The whole Rocky/Apollo thing was so homo-erotic in Rocky III and IV

let's get homer-erotic

Seriously. Especially the whole playing on the beach thing. They were totally butt-buddies.

I think Mickey might have been hittin' that Adrian ass on the side too.

DAT ADRIAN

ever notice how his kid looks nothing like him? CONSPIRACY

Yeah...and in the last movie it was actually Sly's son...didn't he have an earring? Like a gay, dangling, pirate earring?

He totally did. And he had a lame haircut too.

I can't watch Rocky V because this (see below) song plays in my head the whole time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpvJTRnSeJM

I can't watch Rocky V because it sucks butt.

OH SHI-, I just remember that I have a Rocky video game and my Gamecube is mere feet away...that might have to happen.

WHAT. Want.

ten grand five k

The game itself is really lame...and either too easy or insanely difficult and the only unlockables are the ability to fight as either Mickey or the Rocky statue.

Don't know if want.

ive had such a visceral reaction to listening to sister tonight. i love it.