The Fifth Element is so weird.

It really is. But it's awesome. Arguably the best movie Bruce Willis has ever been in.

the return of bruno 7 inch with bruce willis in a leather vest on the cover is perhaps the greatest thing i own

Half the movie is Milla Jovovich prancing around in next to nothing, with flaming red hair and speaking gibberish. All good things.

i want to be her

That's my background on twitter

i so hip.

I'm so bored.

Reminisce about Jim Varney.

Malcolm in the Middle, more like Malcolm in the Butthole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIcnJ-DLeeA

y'all are crazy, i ain't puttin' no frankie munez in my butt... you gettin' paid for this shit?

ps. i am full of red wine and joy.

ooops. wrong thread. hold on...

ok. so i have decided i need to find these girls to take part in my latest project:









which includes sexy pinup style photos that will be silkscreened and painted onto canvas and hung in my gallery/venue/bar.

I like the last one.

I'm hungry.

i'll go and chop some wood for 2 days.

in. love.




i just cut my hair :( :( :(

now i'm crying hysterically because i want my hair back