Om nom.

what does it say that i enjoy watching golf, and would prefer watching it to watching baseball

Watching golf on TV is worse than watching dry paint dry.

it's 11.20pm and i just got up

Did I ever mention that you're my hero?

Uhhhh I woke up at 4 PM.

i woke up at 9am. then around noonish. then 3pm, for the last time.

my stepdad would slit your throat if he saw this

Yeah. My father plays golf 3 times a week and when he's not playing golf, he's watching it on TV and when he's not playing it or watching it, he's listening to it on the radio, and when he's not doing any of the above, he's talking about golf. It's insanity.

is he a drunkard? he and my stepdad sound identical. lordy. when i was around nine, my mom worked at the visitors bureau specifically dealing with bringing in the golfers to the daytona area and decided that if she worked in golf, i would love it and enrolled me in the lpga girls golf club. they hated me cause i was the only lefty there. fuck golf.

i hate hate hate golf... but my house has golf course grounds on three sides.

a 6 pack every evening and a 12 pack on his days off...maybe.
I fucking hate golf too. Trouble is that I'm actually quite decent at it, so whenever I'm around him I'm basically forced to play to keep the family peace a little bit.

My cousin regularly bashes golf on a golf blog. They even gave him his own article. He's my hero.

my original intention was to underscore how bad baseball is with the steroids, no salary cap and big market geared media hype...

then i really thought about it, i actually enjoy watching golf or atleast the final round, i think what did it was Fred Funk, a former professor of golf at Maryland, and his name is FUNK, and he won he first ever major today at the Senior

that means so much to me

I'm bored. Fuck this, I'm playing the Sims 3.

ditto on the bored, but I'm watching Cops to ease the pain.

the lasagna was amazing, yay.

i've never made a real meal before! i am such a life-newb.

when you don't cook, cooking something that turns out good is really satisfying, isn't it?

The downside is that bitches be wanting you to cook all the time. I can make some amazing soups and stuff...but to hell with taking 3 or 4 hours to do it very often.