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Only if it's met with blowjobs and kissing on the neck (in reverse order.) Otherwise bachelors are totally satisfied with ramen and burgers. |
Ramen is gross and burgers can be.
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I have a job interview on Wednesday :)
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The girl singer from Cranes singing freaks me out.
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i wear many hats, sir |
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These Altoids just completely cleared my sinuses
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.... are you a dude or a lady? |
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Ha ha, JUST LIKE BLOSSOM! "Whoa!" |
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Man, I could totally go for a Ramen Pizza Burger right about now...
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You saved yourself with the pizza, bro. Knucks. |
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But Six had such bodacious tatas! |
I hate when I have to run two browsers at once.
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What the fuck even is ramen?!
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Instant noodles (raw)
Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz) Energy 450 kcal 1900 kJ Carbohydrates 65 g - Dietary fiber 2.4 g Fat 17 g - saturated 7.6 g - monounsaturated 6.5 g Protein 9 g Thiamine (Vit. B1) 0.7 mg 54% Riboflavin (Vit. B2) 0.4 mg 27% Niacin (Vit. B3) 5.4 mg 36% Folate (Vit. B9) 147 μg 37% Iron 4.3 mg 34% Potassium 120 mg 3% Sodium 1160 mg 50% |
pork, v.
1. trans. Eng. regional. To fatten (a pig) for eating as pork. Also with away. rare. 1877 E. PEACOCK Gloss. Words Manley & Corringham , Lincs. 196/2 Pork, to fatten pigs for pork. 1888 F. T. ELWORTHY W. Somerset Word-bk. 589, I s'pose you'll pork away thick lot o' little pigs. 2. intr. colloq. (orig. U.S.). a. to pork up: to gain weight. 1967 Syracuse (N.Y.) Herald-Jrnl. 8 Sept. 14/8 Marcello Mastroianni (who has porked up a bit lately..) turned up at the King's Club. 1993 S. KING Dolores Claiborne 44 She'd porked up a lot, you see ![]() b. to pork out: to eat gluttonously, gorge oneself (on). Cf. PIG v. 4. 1979 Barnard Bull. (Barnard Coll., Columbia Univ., N.Y.) 15/1 (advt.) Porking out on cookie sales at the campus grocery. 1985 Los Angeles Times (Electronic ed.) 29 Nov., When people are through porking out, that's when we start getting the paramedic calls. 1999 J. COPE Repossessed 20 We porked out on home-made chocolate chip cookies and sweet apple pies. 3. slang (orig. U.S.). a. intr. To engage in sexual intercourse. 1968 C. F. BAKER et al. College Undergraduate Slang Study (typescript), Pork, have sexual intercourse. 1972 G. LUKAS et al. Amer. Graffiti (film script) 76 They're porking in the weeds. 1997 Esquire Oct. 27/1 There was a time..when the president could pork with impunity without anyone making a federal case out of it. 2004 Daily Star (Nexis) 4 May, Me and your bruv have been porking for months. b. trans. Of a man: to engage in sexual intercourse with. Cf. PORK n.1 1d. 1978 C. MILLER National Lampoon's Animal House (screenplay) 11 Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond? 1984 E. JONG Parachutes & Kisses vi. 98 That did not mean he did not have other problems far worse than the dark compulsion to pork males. 2002 Total Film Mar. 56/1 Getting in lots of brawls, swashing buckles and porking chambermaids. 4. intr. U.S. Polit. To load (a federal spending bill, etc.) with (esp. unnecessary) items intended to direct funds to favoured districts or causes; cf. PORK n.1 1b. Chiefly with up. 1987 Congress. Q. Weekly Rep. 24 Oct. 2591/3, I don't blame people for porking if there's an opportunity to pork. 1992 Milwaukee (Wisconsin) Sentinel (Electronic ed.) 16 Mar. 9A, Instead of ‘porking up’ the budget bill with hundreds of controversial issues and special-interest favors, they actually set most of those changes aside for separate action. 2002 BusinessWeek 23 Dec. 41/1 If the cardinals, known for porking up pet projects, don't hold the line on discretionary spending in 2003, the Right will go after them. |
Eating meat seems so primitive now.
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