Say Something You Can't Say To Their Face
 

I'm stealing this idea from another board, because I like it lots haha.

I never said I liked you, so there's no "in between bull" and you never wasted your time because you never "tried to be a friend" You make me laugh little girl, very very hard. Someday you'll see that not everyone loves you, and not everyone is willing to do you a favour. It's selfish bitches like you who either end up all alone, or extremely unhappy.

STOP TANNING, YOU LOOK LIKE A BLACK PERSON.

Phew. Glad I got that out.

It's fun no? I find it therapeutic haha.

No kidding.
It makes me feel free.

i bet you'll give me that 2 grand you owe me when i post those xxx photos of you and me online and email that shit to yr 80 year old grand father. huh, yr right. i do feel better. :)

You know what, I did screw your sister! Fuck you Dad!

That's a little fucked up.

you never will and i know that.

People with fake tans should be shot. It looks TERRIBLE.

Would it be super weird if I knocked on your door at midnight just so I can play SNES?

you idiot!

Hey, I'd like you to listen to this quotation from the hit movie, Legally Blonde: "When I try to dress up like a fridged bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

*And then I'd fucking attack her!*

yes.

Fair enough, I'll mark you off the list.

I only have one game anyway :(

Bring another game and a few beers and I'll change that to a no.

You don't talk to my anymore...did I do something wrong?

I have no games, otherwise I would have my own SNES and no need for anyone elses. I really wish I had my NES here though.

I was right about you making me laugh, seriously. I'm laughing right now.
You say that I'm not being straight up? What the hell are you talking about. I told you why I didn't want to hang out with you, you just don't get it. Your head is too thick to grip around the idea that not everyone loves everything about you. Secret: Most people don't hate you, because you never did anything to them, but they think you're fucking stupid and annoying. I also know that if they hung out with you for long enough, that they would in fact, hate you. Now off to sleep you go miss princess, get your good nights rest ;) Big bad Emma, the waste of space shouldn't keep you up any longer hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.

You should say that to their face. Nothing to lose, and you might find out the answer.

I love you.