stuff you love
 

complaining about stuff i can't stand

Edit- I love dancing, and drinking.

Pizza.

I want a big fucking pizza right now.

eating.

eating these:



and these:

I love the Olive Garden.

Fuck I'm hungry...

so i just decided i love food more than i love my boyfriend or any members of my family.

Love the most:

I think I may be with you on that.

I love music.

food > sex

Oh come now, that's just crazy talk!

It depends on the food, and the sex.

eating doesn't take as much effort...i'd rather not exert myself... today.

its easier to suck than chew my friend. ;)

and laying there doesnt take much effort either. just make him work, while you eat! then you could have double the pleasure and not even need twins. :rolleyes:

what a great idea

"hey can you do me a favor and fuck me while i watch the sopranos and eat these chips? thanks."

Girls who are hornier than men.

YES! Just bend over and he won't have to smell your bbq chip breath and you can have both hands free to stuff your face. Multi-tasking is fucking fantastic. No pun intended. :p

if i really did that i think i would be laughing too hard for it to actually happen.

Cantankerous