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truncated 02.08.2007 04:56 PM

A sweet piece 'o ass
 
Is that enough to get you going?

Referencing what was discussed in the Anna Nicole thread, about the purported good fortune of her billionaire geriatric husband, would you really find the idea of fornicating with someone "hot," simply because they were willing, appealing?

One frequently hears of older men marrying considerably younger women who they know have their own selfish agendas (those being unromantic and nonsexual). To put it bluntly, could you really enjoy a fuck with someone you knew wasn't attracted to you, or was materialistically motivated?

On a broader scale, does the basic concept of animal fucking (please refrain from bestiality jokes) appeal to you, or do you require other elements to be in place?

Savage Clone 02.08.2007 05:04 PM

Well, the biggest turn-on for me is responsiveness and knowing someone is really into getting it on with me, so I don't think I could engage in this type of "arrangement," for the exact same reason that strip clubs hold no appeal to me.
I love hot naked girls and everything, but if their motives have nothing to do with lusting after me on my own personal merits, I could not be less interested, no matter how "sexy" they might be, technically speaking.

truncated 02.08.2007 05:04 PM

My first spanking offer, and a flattering one at that.

truncated 02.08.2007 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Well, the biggest turn-on for me is responsiveness and knowing someone is really into getting it on with me, so I don't think I could engage in this type of "arrangement," for the exact same reason that strip clubs hold no appeal to me.
I love hot naked girls and everything, but if their motives have nothing to do with lusting after me on my own personal merits, I could not be less interested, no matter how "sexy" they might be, technically speaking.

Total man-points for that one.

porkmarras 02.08.2007 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
am with you, savagie. pls dont say am with you for the naked girls. am tired!
I


but aging is tricky.

ugh now am starting to think about people liking people of older or younger age. there are youngsters who like sex only with Old people. anyway, dont care.


I fancy a guy who is 7 years older than myself.He fancies me too.Great sex.

Rob Instigator 02.08.2007 05:20 PM

I think that while sex is definitely great with someone you care about emotionally, sex with someone you find physically attractive cannot be all that bad, even if you do not like the person.

Frankly, I think you should answer your own auestion by thinking of the milliopns upon millions of men AND women who have and do pay for someone to fuck, and of the millions and millions of women and men who have gotten paid to fuck someone.

it is much easier for a lady to "fake" it than a man. at least before viagra. it is hard to "fake" a hard-on. you either have one or you do not.

and I do not really think that that old man and anna nicole had sex. I think that it made him happy in his old age to have someone he found cute and sexy and adorable, and is that so bad? companionship is way way more important at age 86 than any sex.

Toilet & Bowels 02.08.2007 05:41 PM

a friend of mine once took me to a brothel and i couldn't get out of there quick enough. the idea of fucking someone in that way was a complete turn off for me, i'd much rather just have a wank. my friend who took me is delusional enough (when drunk) to believe it when the prostitutes mean it when they act like they like him.

Rob Instigator 02.08.2007 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
a friend of mine once took me to a brothel and i couldn't get out of there quick enough. the idea of fucking someone in that way was a complete turn off for me, i'd much rather just have a wank. my friend who took me is delusional enough (when drunk) to believe it when the prostitutes mean it when they act like they like him.


I completely agree

I think it takes a level of detachment or delusion that I am not willing to ever do.

when I got married my friends took me to my first and only all nude titty bar to have a bachelor's night, and i "enjoyed" it for about 30 minutes, becaue all i could think of was "these chicks don;t like me or us, and the guys around me at this place all look so pathetic and now I am one of them."

hahaha

it is true. i was 22.

porkmarras 02.08.2007 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
^ Agreed. Sometimes Mr. Cape is so right on. Just change the hot naked girls part to hot naked men and that is my response too.

Sometimes you're right.You hardly post any music,though.Before morals take over......sort it out.

porkmarras 02.08.2007 06:07 PM

The Clone Cape thing was never funny and it is tiring now.

porkmarras 02.08.2007 06:11 PM

Yawn yawn.Come to me little gnome.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.08.2007 06:17 PM

You know, I've had chances to fuck that I've passed over simply because I was emotionally attracted to the person.

porkmarras 02.08.2007 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
I do need to post more music, I uploaded like three 80's mixes not that long ago though, remember? I have too much side trading going on musically I think, and then I forget to upload here. But even if I did, you and Savage would be mean to me about it becuz I depend on you guys to give me the noise and drone. All I really have is live SY and a buttload of 90's rock.



 

And if I had a strong sense of morals, you would not like me as much.

YOU.ARE.FORGIVEN.

In saying that i'm listening to Grace Jones's 'La Vie En Rose' which entitles you to survival on a music forum.For now.

Rob Instigator 02.08.2007 06:27 PM

is it not like 4 in the morning where you be, porkmarrass?

racehorse 02.08.2007 06:31 PM

it's half eleven in the uk!

porkmarras 02.08.2007 06:32 PM

Its's 23:24 on my clock.And?

LifeDistortion 02.08.2007 07:12 PM

I'm not the one night stand kind of guy. There are so many women out there that as a fantasy I'd totally want to spend a night with, but are totally questionable in regards to having a relationship, and while chances are pretty slim that any of those fantasy lays would ever actually become a genuine oppurtunity for me anyways, if I were really in a position to make a choice between having a no strings attached one night with them or not, I can't seem myself actually throwing caution to the wind.

!@#$%! 02.08.2007 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated
Is that enough to get you going?


definitely not. an obnoxious personality is a dick killer.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
On a broader scale, does the basic concept of animal fucking (please refrain from bestiality jokes) appeal to you, or do you require other elements to be in place?


i'm all for animal fucking, especially after a couple of drinks, but there has to be some sort of compatibility or connection for said animals to get hard & lubricated, respectively.

im talking about animal fucking vs. machine fucking-- there has to be something more than the old in&out. i could get into theories of the brain but that is probably more than this board would handle.

but anyway, speaking from experience, a good smell will probably do a lot more than the ass for me. fucking is all about the nose, after all.

king_buzzo 02.09.2007 08:49 AM

i thought this thread said sweet piece of bass. so im going to give you a cyber spanky

porkmarras 02.09.2007 08:54 AM

I apologize to everyone i've managed to offend on this thread as i was being a drunken prick while posting.Thanks for the live Kegmama.


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