Fuck. Breaking up sucks.
 

Im just broke up with my girlfriend... I think we all know this feeling... augh...

Ah man, don't get yourself down. I mean I don't know how that feels because I have only been with one person, and I am still with that person. But if its any consolation, you will find a better one, and someone who will blow your mind away. There's plenty of fishes in the sea. Now go out and find someone else.

now you know how Lego feels.

haha I'm gonna take a 'break' from the whole dating thing for a while... figure shit out an' whatnot... focus on other stuff.

WHAAAT?! OOOH! I get it. hahaha
Douche.

I'm not sure I do.

is it "gawd this chick is a freak, I gotta get out of this" or "what the hell did I do"??

It's like... "At first we really 'clicked,' but we';ve kinda grown apart, even if I still like her, we just don't really work... fuck..."
haha. Dig?

I see, I still se myself with my boyfriend.

Meh, I just broke up with my girlfriend. Meh. I'm ok with it, she's pretty bent out of shape about doesn't mind calling me and telling me I'm an asshole. Blazie Blah, she wants to get back together.... I don't but I feel guilty so I know I will even though it's the wyrst I idea in the megaverse..

hahahha, now I can to sleep with my ego brimming with self love.

He can come over my home, I'm a two-timing whore for him.

I'm doin' everything to keep whiskey outta my mornin' coffee
But I almost hope you got a loverboy so I can put a fuckin shot thru his knees
I won't come creepin' round tonight, I'll just give ya a call before midnight
You'll know if I been drinkin', coz it'll be Creedence playin' over and over...

Just listen to some Tim Rogers and you'll be right.

That's too bad.

But you'll get over it.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=11327

cure to your problems.

well, there is always a solution for your relationship-problems:


cheers

'm sorry to hear that. I can't really grant you'll find someone as I haven't in 15 months and I'm God's freaking gift to women. All the same even the biggest mongoloid fuck can find someone, so us SY super-humans definitely can - the best of luck for your single-hood and getting out of it eventually.

feel better man.
there's a whole lot of fish in the sea.

Now you've had some practice, I'll pay you to break up with my boyfriend for me.

In all seriousness, I bet one could peddle a break-up service. I would gladly pay someone else to endure that kind of confrontation.

"Ms. truncated would like me, as her representative, to inform you that your emotional and sexual services will no longer be required. Please be advised that she will not accept any inquiries into this matter via any form of contact. You have the option whether to take this personally, but please also be advised she cannot be held responsible for your decision or its repercussions. Thank you for your time."

Did she break up with you? I wouldn't blame her, seeing as you make empty pen promises.

Here ye goes::

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5381250.stm