Oh, boys, you're so complicated.
 

I've got two boys who want me and I kind of like both of them. The main problem is that they are dating each other. One of them cheated on the other two times and they still haven't broken up. What should I do? I want to get laid so staying away isn't an option.

Are you guys into polygamy?

I'd be down for a three-some but it'd be weird. I'd rather just have sex on a regular basis with one of them. Should I post pictures and you guys decide which one I steal?

Pictures, please.

This is Jordan. We kind of dated last summer. I think I like him slightly more than Kody.



This is Kody. He's new. I've only known him for a while. He's cute but he's kind of obsessive and he keeps calling me and stuff.

They look kind of similar from those pictures.

I think...Kody, based on looks.

Which one cheated on who?

Kody cheated on Jordan.

I've known Jordan for alot longer than I've known Kody and we get along really well.

Then...isn't it obvious?

Yeah BUT I think Kody is cuter and I'm a vain motherfucker. Oh, I don't know. I wish they'd break up already so I can get laid. All they do is fight.

Do Jordan a few times, and then cheat on him with Kody. It sounds like he is used to being cheated on.

yeh go Kody based on looks

Jordan has terrible skin. Do you really want to get down and dirty with someone with such terrible skin?

hey dont be a fuck to people with bad skin, they cant help it. I say go jordan now just because of that

i spy a nerve that has been touched. can you find it?

iv mentiond plenty of times i dont have good skin...

i see, you don't like jokes that affect you but you don't mind jokes about other people...

nice-- im going to call you pizza face until you realize your stupid joke about that girl was repulsive.

repulsive? hahah your a douche

There's pizzas and there's pizzas.

you're the douche, you pimply chickenshit-- really your joke is the joke of a shitty coward. i bet you hide under your table and the kids at school steal your lunch money. if you laugh at girls being stoned to death you're less than a man, you're fucking dingo shit, and you have no mother.
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frankly, i couldn't care less about your skin, it's your character that's what's ugly about you, if you really think the way you're acting right now.

hahahaha
i spy a nerve that has been touched. can you find it?