Goodbye
 

I'm goin to europe today. I'm getting pre-flight jitters.

well, goodbye then.

awww, where are you going?

where are you going and for how long?

dont get nervous, just watch the movies on the plane and mentally undress the stewardess.

pray that british airways doesn't seat you near the bathroom.
airline food tends to make people shit a few hours into the trip.

BA pulled a fast one on me and bumped us back out of business class and put me near the crapper with the excuse that it was so I could sit next to my wife....what a miserable fucking flight that was.

I'm on Air France. . . I hope it is nice

I'll be back in 2 weeks.

Damn I wish I had a laptop

german airline stewardess' are the worst ones. they're either old, or they're stewards

But they bring you beer!

If I die, the last song I listened to was Expressway to Yr Skull. No regrets man

the only thing they gave me last year was a mini, very very mini toblerone. I hate the fuckers, they dont even share out free food on the plane, you gotta buy it. noobs.

http://www.airfrance.us/US/en/local/...cekedgfndgfo.0

The movies I get on the plane

cool. i never watched a movie on a plane before (due to short flights)

I like German stewardesses. I think they're sexy.

i havent seen a hot stewardess in a while.

enjoy your trip :)

Have a terrific trip, Julian. I'm jealous.

Hot is in the eye of the beholder, my friend. It is also subject to dramatic lowering of standards as one gets older.

Remember to take a condom, for your airline fling.

And remember:
Tell everyone you are Canadian.
And that you have your own apartment.

wise words