FEAR
 

Be fearful, thwack on the television and watch the news. They're out to get you! CANCER!! We're all gonna die...someday. Don't vote, it doesn't make a difference anyway, does it? HELP - people are going hungry and can't go to the doctor when they're sick. AAAH! I'm scared. I'll just drink and forget about everything...it doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway.

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!! :mad:




currently, I'm running around in circles while screaming in terror.

I think I might have pissed myself too (I'm not sure though, because if I look down I might miss the sky falling).

mmm....chicken.

Chickens look like aliens when they are sans feathers.

Now this is a chicken;

there's too many of us.

Yeah that's right - I own the Repo Man soundtrack.

NO WAY!



LET'S HAVE A WAR!

War over.

OH NO!

Oh noes, the apeckalypse..

great googlie mooglies!

I was wrong.

that's a fucking baby T-REX WITH A MASK!

i thought we were going to talk about "i don't care about you" and "let's have a war".

actually, i think it's still on topic

maaaaaah babeeeeeeeey

you're SO WRONG for that.


























chickens are clearly the spawn of Raptor Jesus.


turkeys come from T.Wrecks.

I thought the thread was about that:

bump

dump?

I have a friend who's become so paranoid he's now on some pretty serious depression medication. When I visited him recently, I think I saw part of the reason why. He watches junk-cable news, Cops, and shit like 48 Hours. Pure adrenalin-junkie train-wreck journalism.

I don't even watch network news anymore. I get all the news I need from a newspaper occasionally and a reputable news magazine, and even that sometimes is too much.

I much prefer a steady diet of escapist movies on Showtime and TCM.

yes steve