hit and run'd
 

we were just coming back from dinner when this guy hit us from behind.

my wife asked for his insurance info and he tried to give us $20 instead.

she told him that she was hurt and that $20 wouldn't cut it but he still wouldn't give it to us.

she walked to the back of his car to get his tag and he went fucking nuts.

told her to "back the fuck off bitch". she was shaken and said "why, what are you going to do?".

he said "I'll show you what will happen" and went to reach into his car.

at this point I was already on the phone with the cops. he heard me tell them that they better send somebody quick and took off (driving backward) and sped off down another street.


needless to say, I've spent the last 30 minutes with the cops and I have a fucking adrenaline headache.

yeah, man. she got yr tag first.

i imagine this 20 dollar man to have the apperance of a hobo, its very funny.

lol, sorry about that though. i hope everything gets right.

That's fucked.

The only hit and run I got was an old lady scrapping the shit out of the paint on the side of my car but she didn't notice and just drove off like nothing happened.

maybe she pretended not to notice, but on the inside she was like

haha, take that you crusty douchebag kid

i know

i say i dont like SOME cops. so im in the clear.

plus i just plain dont like being around them

haha.

"practice some facism up the side of his head"

Her son sitting in the passager seat noticed.

But apparently that wasn't enough to turn them around?

i bet her son was thinking the same thing.

like a team effort

to give him the benefit of the doubt, she may not have heard him!

I work near a hospital, and the elderly are a fucking MENACE.

side-swipe is one thing; what you REALLY have to watch out for are the pull-outs (while you are doing 40mph)!

physics man. physics.

the kinetic energy exerted by his car was not sufficient enough to allow him to continue moving, and he wasn't able to properly phase through via quantum mechanics.

SCIENCE > gangsta


besides, he had an excuse. "his juice spilled".

hahaha. i be pissed too if my juice spilled damnit

bummer

haha

maybe he was on something

thats awful. i am very sorry. i have been hit but they didnt run infact they tried to blame me for the accident even though it was totaly their fault. they even tried to pressure me into signing something at the scene that said it was my fault or i was going to get 'seriously fucked up'. i told them no way got the details and left and i remember them being so stupid that they didnt know how to spell jon, let alone read a road sign that says slow down there is a junction ahead.

or wanted by the police

yeah. he'll be caught either way

britney spears has just been charged with hit and run of a parked car. she is looking at 6 months jail but thats very doubtful.

its hot to go to jail now

Post his tag here! I advocate some sonic gossip vigilante justice.