Inhuman the Love Doctor
 

Ask Inhuman any questions pertaining to love problems, or doubt.

I will go first,

Is checking out another person a form of cheating?

best. thread. ever.

Yes, although it depends on you and your partner(s) ground rules around what is or isn't 'cheating'. Checking someone out simplified would generally mean you find them hot, sexy, pretty, etc..... which is (usually) beyond the partner's desire, so you're crossing a boundry. But is it a sin to find people sexy? It's human nature. So is acting on it. It's something that's barely rationally unavoidable, so personally I find it's okay.

Consider it 'mentally cheating'

Is having a one night stand REALLY wrong?

It would depend how it's executed. Assuming she was intoxicated and you weren't, then surely it's not morally right. Assuming your 6-year old son voluntarily goes to a NAMBLA meeting on the other hand....

But both in the same mindset, age group and if you both agree on it then there's nothing wrong other than the fact that it is a sin, and sinning is tha' shit nowadays. And the chance of STI's.

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

hell yeah. one time, i was trying not to use it cuz only like lesbianz wanted my shit, then i had to use it cuz i drank some red bull and my shit tried to fly away. that would've been some proverbial lossage....ho.

Does culture influence you on the way you treat other sexual positions?

like you mea how hood cats like hitting it from the back? or how conservatives like to hit it missionary?

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If this is reffering to your partner and sex, then yes. Ensure you please her (him) enough to not want them to find other more sronger, harder, faster, better genitals to fool around with.

If you are reffering to your penis, then it's not true. You can lose your dick from fucking random things. One time there was a woman who lost her life from fucking a cow. True story. Don't mess with the unclean.

Let this image explain it to you

cows spread syphilis and gonorrhea??

what about goats, donkeys and (of course) dogs? are they clean? I'd ask about chickens too, but I've heard that's frowned upon.

Is this a personal question or a general statement? And by positions do you mean encounters or actual physical ways of having sex?

I, as a determinist, certainly believe that culture influences the way people act for everything in society, whether it be a sex position or the way they feel about others sexually. I hate this too, especially the way that society portrays homosexuals. If it was a norm for either gender to date one another, it would be seen a lot more because it's considered OK to do so. I also dislike the "perfect" prefabricated beauty of a female.


Gross. Yuck.

Anyway, that's my two cents

-LOVE ROB-

Talk about it. One time I hit a raccoon....and yeah.....

dear inhuman,

how much is too much and how long is too long?

i'm talking about masturbation of course.

cheers,

tommy molaskski
quebec

you silly canadians what with the fucking of raccoons and such.

yeah, and I was told that beavers were good...

they are.

you haven't lived until you've porked a chinchilla, though.

Hmm, if you followed all my previous advice and are over the age of 15, then you should never be in the situation where you need to masturbate. But that aside, more than once a day is a little excessive, most men average around once every 1 or 2 days. It's also healthy for the prostate.

Too long would be 7 inches. If it is a problem, be sure to consult a doctor and reqest a 'headless shaft'. Or just don't go deep, but I don't reccommend this because it won't stimulate the nerves closer to your torso.

7 inches, too long? get a life, slimewad.