with any luck, by next year
 

i'll be going out with one of these girls




but for now, let me say
without hope or agenda,
just becuase it's christmas
(and at christmas you tell the truth)
to me, you are perfect
and my wasted heart will love you til you look like this



merry christmas

That's too bad about the top girl, Crypto, as that's me in the background derobing.

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yo
i'm like mad nauseous but i cant get myself to throw up
but i can't fall asleep
drank 3 bottled waters
vodka/tequila keeps comin up my throat
mad gross yo

I had two chuck norris' today at work. Felt like shit, I tell ya. Never had that after drinking. I don't know. It was projectile vomiting though, for sure.

to me, you're still just a spoiled rich guy with a fish mouth.



i love you too.

I love that picture of scarlett.. I sent it to my girlfriend once and we both agreed: she's impossibly beautiful. I mean, just LOOK at her. Fuck.

if it doesn't work out for you with any of them, i'll take care of them and make sure they have a place to sleep and plenty of warm meals.

i thought you were on doctor's orders to take a 2-month break?

What your sexiness is going to waste, or maybe it isn't.

yeah, scarlett looks really hot on that picture, kinda makes me forget about her personality and acting skills.

with any luck, by next year, i'll...i don't know...i'll have a plastic doll or something.

Like this?

hahahahaha, yeah; i'm going to go rioting and get me a mannequin.

I told my boyfriend that was going to be a stupid movie, I did not watch it. And needless to say I was right, he did not like it. He usually has a good taste in movies, but he is also what critics like, so whatever.

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what movie is that? it looks dumb.

hahahaha, "w/FREE USA shipping!!!"

Lars and The Real Girl, Starring Ryan Gosling.

ohhh.

thanks, i'll avoid it if i see it somewhere.

Well I have to get to work, I'll talk to you later.

bye

you guys do know that this is from "love actually"?