so, i met a girrrrrl......
 

a couple weeks ago. she thinks i'm cute and would go out on a dizzate with me. i feel the same. we kicked it on friday night, at a party, and i mentioned that we should hang out on a more personal level, and she was pretty much foaming at the mouth to give me her number. i didn't even get a chance to ask for it! anyways, i really want to hang out with her, but i don't know the first thing about casual hangings out and such. actually, let me write out an equation, and maybe you'll all be able to help me solve for the unknown.

jeremy + booze + dancing + party + awkwardness + an attractive woman = X + (usually) = a very enjoyable evening with good conversation and maybe even some necking

see? there's that missing variable that's usually something like put-put golf or going out to the zoo or the aquarium or something like that. i can't quite figure out what to do with this gal, though. HEEEEELP!

danny says that i should just get a movie and some booze (probably wine) and hang out on the couch with her and chat it up. i'm totally cool with that, but do you all think she'd be up for that? she has red hair, if that helps.

what about meeting in the city and getting feast and just wonder around chatting and cracking cool jokes

because our city doesn't really cater to that sort of thing. everything in our "downtown" area (saving a few bars that are worthless) closes at about 6pm, so we'd have to drive around town to do much of anything special.

on one hand, i want to just do something simple and have fun or whatever, but on the other hand i want to do something fun and memorable, but not all garden-statey.

yeah dont go too personal straight away; out in town, get some coffee, walk by the river (If no river is available a lake or perhaps a large pond would suffice) is how i would play it... if i had a girl

hey....didnt i make a thread with the same title...except i wasnt being a homie slice

Pics, or it didn't happen.

i ain't posting pictures of her on here. i actually don't think there are any pics with the two of us close, anyways.

Bitch, you need a second opinion?

always. not that i don't trust you or anything. i just want as many suggestions as possible, for future reference.

Yeah, I know. You probably shouldn't listen to me anyways man, I'm not exactly a magnet..

that's not what she said.

seriously. every time i talk to you, you're talking about a new lady. not a magnet, but definitely an attractor of the opposite sex.

isn't that kinda like a magnet, though? hmm..

Bitches don't know whats good for them though, thats why it ends after a couple of weeks for me.

that's how you keep it, though. you need to listen to NWA's "I ain't that 1" to understand, though. it'll put everything in perspective for you, young padowan.

Suave. I shall dig out my NWA now. :]

push it to the limit.

and always keep this in mind, to quote the great Ice Cube:
"and later on, ima wanna do the wild thing. she's thinking lobster, i'm thinking burger king"

words to live by.

an ex just suggested that i go to a market with her. that'd be neat, and i could cook for her, afterwards.

think that'd be too much? y/n?

i think you're worrying too much! she already likes you. i'd go to your fave restaurant (with booze) and hang. that way you get interrupted talk time... and that's what is the most fun. if you try to cook or have her over...too much pressure on the both of you. just hang out and eat and drink.

dude, why not just ask her? what she want to do?

i mean, yeah, you wanna play it slow, but you really want to go the route of the summer romantic comedy montage with the brand new sting song as the soundtrack? i mean, maybe she wants to go jumping off planes.

but more importantly, what do you want? you want a relationship? if so, it doesn't matter where you go, what matters is what you do, and what you need to do, in order to get closer to this girl, is to get to know her; so, as long as you guys can hear your conversations and take note of them, go tame lions for all that matter.

I was offered some tapas with a lady last night. She pronounced so as to make it entirely clear that she was punning the food 'tapas' with the phrase 'Tap Ass'. I was too drunk by the end of the evening. And she's older, and a very good friend of my sister.

So, to surmise, women are always up for a bit of cock, especially mine. Which is, officially, huge.

step your fine dining game up, yo