Today I Am Officially Off Of Probation!
 

so tonite after work imma spark a big green monster! just thought i'd share. any one in the DFW area of texas this friday (and ganja friendly) is more than welcoem to show up at my "finally off of fucking probation" house party! that is all.

congratulations, I'll be burning a fat bowl for ya 220 miles south on I-45 in H-town

Oops, you're actually on double secret probation and I'm really your probation officer.

you wish.

this thread is going downtown.

he said probation, not parole. win some / lose some

Oops. I forgot to tell everyone. I work for the DEA, undercover.

Yeah, dude, my jurisdiction.

Supercede you, dude. Sorry, get out of my way.

Let's pool our resources against these delinquents.

Blah, Blah, Blah, Cunt?

Okay. I'm bringing NSA in on this one, too.

I also work for the new War on Profanity branch of Homeland Security. You are so busted.

Also I'm a triple secret Counter-terrorism invesigator. This weed has been traced back to anti-American insurgents. COUNTER SUPERCEDE, BITCH.

Actually it belongs to DEA and we want it back.

Yeah, I am Dick Chenney. I rule America.

Shoot me, Dick, shoot me!

LOL! i like how that one dude started a new account just to post about being on parole, bwahahahahahahahaha. rob, you should totally frive up to fort worth on fri!

Word. I just got back on it. No fun for me for a while.

oh, hi there.

LOL! parole officer cracks me up!