Somebodywrote my mobile phone number on a public toilet wall
 

I suspect who that might be because we were kidding about doing it to each other to see the outcome. I keep on getting some hilarious texts that make me out to be a rent boy and a smack addict.

This is one of them:

''Hello handsome, incredibly shy here I think u are incredibly hot rent boi (sic), smack addict and poz or not I like u just as u are x Ivan''

edit: Sombedy wrote, that is.

That sounds like it was written by Synthetically

So gay.

What does ''poz'' mean?????

HIV positive?

haha!

I'm kind of thinking of a prank. I'll reply to one of them, describe myself incorrectly and then arrange a meeting where I can see who replied to the text and they can't tell it is me.

you might fall in love with them.

I don't think so.

never say never. i hear dennis hopper circa 1971 is arranging meets.

No way. Only Dennis Hopper circa ''Blue Velvet'' can steal my heart. Possibly while he is inhaling.

he's mine then.

Keep him.

post his number in this thread.
there are much more freaks on here than on the average public toilet.

Don't give me ideas.

You wouldn't.

078.......

*looks for pencil lying on the desk*

1? 3? 5?

Guess the next one and win a hand-painted pen.

7?

ah, it's no use... you're going to keep it for yourself instead of sharing anyway!