Bear Grylls' Born Survivor
 

Does anyone watch this awesome tv program?

Bear Grylls is the ultimate survivor god. He eats roaches, he sleeps inside dismembered camels, he shows you how to free yourself from quicksands. What more could you ask from tv?









Don't worry, he'll get out of it unscathed.



Bring it on!

http://www.channel4.com/science/micr...born_survivor/

God, British shows are so much more interesting than American one's.

i flicked over the channel and saw him drinking the blood eminating from a yaks jugular which he had just cut, then cut out its liver and eat it while still warm, then skin it and eat its eyeball. the norfolk broads are a rough old place arnt they?

I wonder what his wife thinks of his breath after eating all those lizards and scorpions.

that she wants his dick in her mouth.

he is a FAKER. his show got HIATUS because it was found out he has been faking everything. he eats food at camp with the camera crew. he tests everything he does repeatedly until he can do it and then he films it. he is a fucking wanker joke. his show is a fucking ball of lies. fuck bear grilly.

so, that time he tried to slake his thirst by squeezing the poo-water from elephant dung was simply the culmination of several attemtps to get it down?

honestly, that's even more burly than just doing it once.

HE IS SO NOT A FAKER, ROB, SO NOT!!! HE IS REAL, totally and UTTERLY REAL!!!!!!!

I like the fact that Bear Grylls is quite possibly the most posh person this side of Prince William. I find something quite comforting in that, for some reason.

it6 is NOT survival, which is his "calling card" and supposedly what the show is truly about. the shopw and him actually claimed that he got no support from the camera crew, that he would eat off the land, BULLSHIT. it came out a few months ago. his show is a crock of shit. he ate whatever the crew klugged along, and only pretended to subsist on the nature around him. he is a fucking cocksmear and sucks ass.

at least that dork canadian survivorman does everything himself, lugging his own camera equipment, setting up shots, taking down cameras, hunting, buildintg fire, etc.

The Point Is Not That He Drakn Elephant Dung Water, But That He Never Really Needed To, Nor Drink His Own Piss, Which He Did Just To Taste It An Dthe Rest Of The Time Pretended To Be Doing So When He Actually Had Water In His Canteen.

caps lock won't work on here.

WORLD'S LONGEST ALBUM TITLE OR CAPS LOCK COCK BLOCK?

you DECIDE!

*HIGH-5*

BUT HE SQUEEZED THE CAMEL POO IN ORDER TO GET WATER, ROB, SQUEEZED IT!!!


HE IS TOTALLY REAL, ROB, REAL!!

"Following allegations that the show deceived viewers into believing that he was really stranded in the wild when he wasn't, Channel 4 temporarily suspended the show. Discovery aired re-edited episodes designed to remove elements that were considered too planned, with a fresh voiceover, and has continued to broadcast the program.
An adviser to the Man vs. Wild/Born Survivor series had claimed that Grylls had been staying at a California motel between filming. Similarly, it was alleged that Grylls had stayed at a crew base-camp in the Costa Rican jungle while giving viewers the impression that he was alone. These allegations were confirmed by Channel 4, who argued that it wasn't a documentary, but a 'how-to' guide to survival, implying that 'faked' or re-shot scenes were acceptable in that context."



yeah, real fucking REAL

THAT'S NOT CAPS LOCK'S MERIT.

seriously.

NOBODY drinks poo-water just for fun and profit!

he drank the shit-drippings because if he hadn't, he would have DIED of thirst on the DARK CONTINENT of CANADA.

I also find it funny (funny strange, not funny haha) that so many people are incited by this but NOBODY fucking mentions the fact that Wayne Coyne has to tape an iPod to his fucking guitar to make it play music.

POO WATER IS MORE REAL THAN iPODS.

FO' REAL!! ROB, YOU TRY DRINKING WATER THAT COMES FROM SQUEEZING CAMEL POO AND THEN WE'LL SEE.

nobody mention sit because evryone is sick to death of bullshit ass flaming lips yo