It's 1 in the morning and I'm still sweating
 

Bloody hell!

Did I get you all hot and bothered?

Fat?

have a cool shower

i feel yr pain dude. up unitl 3 days ago i didn't ahve any ac and i live in texas!

Been sweating all day, im not sure ive ever come across a better cure for a hangover.

Yes

I wouldn't say fat but I can't lift myself out of my bed anymore.

Now where's my wife with my 1.30am double mcdonalds?

I'm exactly the same boat here, I have a tiny button-sized electric fan aimed at me but it's not working. I'd strip naked but I don't want my dog to wander in and see me.

your civs haven't discovered refrigeration yet?

Good idea. Go and sit in the fridge.

I was in the same boat last night. Ended up layig awake until 3:30am and getting up at 6am.


I tried to do this, and I couldn't get my shower to work.

I'd pull up the thing there on the main faucet, but the water just wouldn't come out of the shower head. I tried for ten minutes before I said fuck it.

Maybe in a couple days we'll all be used to the heat. I'm keeping my fingers crossed anyway.

i hate summer time. heat makes me angry and frustrated. i wish i could be the opposite of a bear and hibernate all summer instead of winter. god damned sun.

I don't like the heat at all either.

When I was in Trinidad I got a heat rash on my face, stomach, the backs of my legs, back, and my wrists.

Used a whole tube of Lanicane (or however you spell that) haha, that shit has the nastiest texture.

What are you people talking about? It's freezing!!!

What's that? They live in the Northern Hemisphere? Ohhhhh....

pendejo, the american civ has refrigerated air. it is pumped into dwellings by means of electrically powered fans. we don't call it artificial windchill but air conditioning-- a most ingenius technology, really. i hope you limeys adopt it soon. it could improve your body odor (fat chance, but there's always hope).

i keep my a/c really cold so i can wear long pants and long sleeves and socks.
but that's just cuz i'm a freak and i like the winter.

whatever, puto

people in this country actually enjoy the warmth of summer, unlike fucking american whingers with their air conditioning, air purifiers and mutilated penises

summers in the UK are much nicer than those in the states, where summer is absolutely disgusting. 90+ degrees and humid? no thanks.