On the last day of work you should...?
 

Its mine soon but what would you do?

Go crazy on their asses. Tell the manager off.

Pretend to be incredibly sad that you're leaving especially to people you didn't get on with. Be teary eyed. Make it really awkward. Be really serious when you say "we must stay in touch".

Have cake? Fuck man, I skipped out halfway through the last day of my last job. Told them a lie about packing my car because I was moving and needed to hit the road asap.

I like the way you think.

I say hire someone else to pose as you for your last day. that way you get to sleep in and your coworkers get to try to figure out why there is a hobo in your workspace.

Repaint or ruin the boss 'car :

 

 

 

 

steal

That is brilliant.

Leave a few pounds of ground meat stuffed with eggs and milk in an awkward to reach/notice heat vent .

my last day of work is in 12 or 13 days. i'll probably just treat it like any other day. just with more bragging i guess.

looks fucking awesome

i'd keep it that way!

Well back in my days when I worked for BR all I though about when they fired me was to destroy every pretty display in the store telling the store worker to leave that shit there & then telling the manager to pick up all those shirts & fold them. That never worked, I managed to make them fire me over the phone. I told them don't waste my time & money going over there to tell me something that you can tell me over the phone...

you worked where??

awesome!!

I just did as little as possible and booked it out of there at the end of my shift.

skip it?

Secretly bring in a dildo and leave it somewhere without anyone noticing. Maybe your boss's office or in a cubicle in the men's toilets.

steal shit

Spend the whole day posting on Gossip.

I steal quite a bit already, stationary etc and get free postage but how tempting is it to run amok?