The Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud Appreciation Thread
 

She is lovely. We must have her!!

slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
that I got no cerebellum

Think about it. She must know millions of people in the biz. SY are a fairly big band. So if this campaign gets bigger. She gets to hear about it through some producers son or something. She becomes a member as a bit of a gimmick, but then realises she's appreciated, gets hooked on the arguments and then bingo!

I woke early one morning,
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely
so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed,
and gently lowered the window
and crushed his fucking head.

How can it not work!? I'm sure she'll love it, her latent secret alternative leanings will emerge. She'll start listening to jazz. Oh it will be ever so brilliant!




Fuck I need to sleep, but no Nicola Roberts won't let me.

Around... all around
The shadows gather
My dread grows as the stoke of death
Falls against my naked soul.
It slays me,
And darkly my essence drips
To the wicked earth
That is my prison.
In numbness I beg forgiveness
While death's shadow looms.
Now alone, my soul falls
Upon darkened eyes.
This... is my hell.
So be wellcome, my casa es su casa
we have cookies and sour milk.

No Roberts! No Sleep!

Oh, the debut EP on Ecstatic Peace, the Fushitsusha T shirt as she announces her departure from Girls Aloud.

Sad eyed lady of the lowlands:

What a fucking munter.

Right that's all for me tonight. I didn't sleep last night and now shall dream of talking to Nicola Roberts about Schopenhauer (is that pushing it a bit?.....Nah, she reads Schopehnauer, definitely).

By the powers of feedback we shall release her from the evil one's vile influence!

Why have you got a blind woman as your avatar?

We're not snobs like you, only going for "cool" girls.

Munter lover.

Get off her now you Radical Feminist! We'll show her real enpowerment.

She could join Faust. Fuck!

It's all about Kimberley, you dolts!

Sorry but not all that pretty.

Isn't she from Runcorn? What a shithole!

and she's got ginger pubes

T & B - maybe she shaves her minge?