The official "I Hate Glastonbury" thread
 

Anyone up for murdering any or all of the fuckwits who are at Glastonbury?

let's do it

not anton though. he would want to help.

What's fuckwitty about Glastonbury people?

(this is curiosity, not disagreement. I have little knowledge of the festival.)

OK, Cantanky, take this baseball bat and let's go!

Oh, for fuck's sake, Tim Westwood's on TV at Glastonbury. Arrghh!

i don't need no baseball bat
i'll kill them all with my bare hands (BEAR hands more like...i'm sure youre all familiar with the "she had man hands" episode of seinfeld)

I would like to wipe out the town of Glastonbury before we get to work on the festival. I went there recently, and I must proclaim it is quite simply the worst place I have ever set foot (and I've been to Delhi).

Yeah, haven't they got a black headlining this year? Well wrong that is. Like having Slowdive appear on fuckin Soul Train.

I know what you mean - surely Glastonbury should be a BNP-fest? (Up next - Death In June more songs about bumsex with Nazis).

Thank you for answering my question.

I mean integration is a fine thing, but not when it involves black people at Glastonbury. I mean a line has to be drawn somewhere, surely.

Arf, arf and thrice arf.

Up next on the Pyramid stage, Newham Generals with their new song, "We Hate The Bluefoots".

i'm familiar with the fairly oddparents...but good one anyway.

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i didn't even know glastonbury was still happening, the poser sector here has officially traded glastonbuttfuckey for coacehlla as the place to look fashionable and not listen to bands.

What starts as an innocent excercise in tolerance inevitably ends with this:

kill them all

just leave any french lighting guys alive, one of them is my close friend

I want everything and everyone to be covered in mud, starting from whoever is playing.

...And for the umpteenth time of asking, "WHO IS THAT IN YOUR AVATAR" Sarramkrop.

les rallizes denudes

Thank you!

did you ask me before?