Clockcleaner stage antics
 

Share them if you have been lucky to attend one of their gigs.

The bastards cancelled their UK tour 'cause nobody would pay for the air fares, even though someone apparently did offer and never heard back from them. The most disturbing one I read about somewhere says a member of the band attacked a disabled person at a gig. God knows why that happened.

Before I knew who they were, I read something about them getting naked and smearing something that resembled feces on themselves and getting up in people's faces and stuff. Sounded ridiculous . I wonder if there's any good youtube videos.

They're a decent band I guess.. typical LOAD sound though.

apparently their uk tour will take place later this year, or early next year

I hope so. Sic Alps have announced one UK date too in Cambridge. The rest to follow.

I just want you to die.

That, um, girl, in his picture looks like she's killing herself with some kind of odd dildo sword.

I bet that she's killed herself after trying to have a conversation with him. Poor girl.

hahaha

Poor boy, then.

We're all a little gay.

Poor gays.

I want to check out Clockcleaner too. Why, er, cos some guy in theis pub in Poland Street told me about 'em. I forget his name, but he seemed very nice. Likes Bobby Gillespie though, which is a bit unfortunate.

They're good.

I'm uploading that infamous picture of you. Can you let me know if I can post it on here?

I'm just a tiny bit heterosexual. You know, once every 5 years, I like to put on an episode of "Baywatch", spill Budweiser all over my T-shirt, and yell, "Those poo-say bumpers are HAWT!". The rest of the time is gay fabulousness for moi.

Anyway, Clockcleaner. Anyone here recommend any of their records?

Yes please (seriously)! Can you do the one of you, as well? :)

Melly Let Me Know, Please!!!

Best Melly picture ever. Check out his love for Bobby.

Surreal!

Your dad posts on here too. His username is ''myson(ic)isatwat69''.