This Is Not Here's 1000th post celebration RAVE
 

Yeah, check it out guys, I've officially wasted the past 8 monthes of my life (just kidding, you guys are all great).


What is essential to a rave? Some hot, young chicks who're so totally up for it. And hell, they're just who I've invited:



















don't forget the hard drugs:
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or the ciggies:
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congrats, it's going to be crazy when i'm at 10,000...

soon!

Life Is Worthless!!!!!
Wooooooo!!!

I just passed 1000 recently too.

This Is Not Here, wold you like a drink?...

....(shouts above deafening music volume) I said, would you like a DRINK???"

AY! who said that?

"If that cat there doesn't stop asking me for a drink, I'm gonna stop playing!"
(Cantanky spots K Richards) "KEEEEFFFFF!!!!"
"Get your hands off my Telecaster, you!"

You said Party ?

 

I'm here !!!

 

 

he wouldn't tell me to get his hands off his tele, he'd go "aaayyyy, 'ow ya doin'?" and then laugh and then the laugh would turn into a cough.

....and then he'd smoke 10 Malboro Reds on the go, hacking and chuckling away whilst telling you about making "Exile On Main Street". Meanwhile, Bobby Gillespie is being denied entry to the party, for the crime of turning up in a Nudie suit and doing Gram Parsons impressions...twat!!!

nothing wrong with nudie suits.
everything wrong with bobby gillespie.

booby gillespie.

Ha ha at "booby gillespie":



"Och, ye sayin' that look like a shitehawk in this outfit? D'ya ken that Elvis wore this at a post-Vegas gig show party in 1971?"

never fear, captain twat is here.

Captain Twat to the rescue!

"Who will save my wife from the burning building?"
"Look, it's Superman!"
"No, it's Iron Man!"
"No, its.....Captain Twat."
"Ah fuck, not that wanker!"
"Och, y'wanna hear my Mahalia Jackson bootlegs?"

if you were to look up "flid" in the dictionary i'm sure his picture would be right there.

Not to mention spacker.

It'd be either him or me in my Fliddy Cent persona.

In spite of that, I still do like "Screamadelica"...demonrail and I were discussing the 'Scream last night in the bar, and we talked about the things about the Stones being so big back in the day that the "hype" literally followed them (their music and mystique was two steps ahead of everyone else). With the Primals these days, you tend to get the hype first, and then the actual band follow the hype (attempting to live up to the reference points that they like to drop for each album release). In spite of the fact I don't particularly care for the Stones' modern-day albums, their story is still a fascinating and ongoing one.

I don't understand the Gillespie hate, I must say.

I find him and Primal Scream too dull to have any opinion (although that's an opinion I know).

"Oh yes, thankyou VERY much!!!... So how do you know.... me?.... do you come here often??!!!"