Do you actually like goats?
 

I tried one once and, fuck, it was disgusting. And this coming from someone who'll try practically anything!

viewtiful_alan loves them goats

By try do you mean fuck?

Because I think you do.

Let's try that again:

goats?
they're very cute but i don't like when they chew on my purse.

Well I was trying to be subtle about it.

I fucked one once and, try, it was practical. And this coming from someone who'll try disgustingly anything!

Argl terriblecanyons you had the same exact idea but I went further :D

Jay?


"I'll fuck anything that moves!"

coats?
yeah of course, practical as hell

I a bit weird about goats.

I think everything about them is cute except the whole sideways cat eye thing. They also tend to be fairly mean.

Goat sex is out of the fucking question.

Really? I thought of all people...

Goats are OK in a curry or on the cover of a dennis Wheatley book, but nah, I wouldn't wanna fuck one.

It's a sheep...close but not exact

Ah, good old Gene Wilder - indulging in baa-love for the sake of Woody Allen.

So, I take that as a "no" for goats, but a "If gene wilder did it..." for sheep.

Well, just because I lick my children doesn't mean I would have sex with them. I'm no pedo haha.

Although the goat human hybrid would be rather awesome.

*whistles nonchalantly, tries to avoid question*

Oh dear. I just got an image... oh god.

Baphomet?