Would you become a vampire if you could?
 

Talking about sort of the Anne Rice version where you're preserved at whatever age you die and become one.

Think about it. You still exist, and in fact, are more or less immortal. If you die at 27, you're forever 27 and beautiful. The down side--you have to suck blood, and you don't get much sun.

Would you?

who says I'm not already?

and fuck the Anne Rice version...those pussies were afraid to eat people.

Actually, I think the downside would be that you'd be mistaken for goth and have everybody laughing at you all the time, except for the over-weight people begging you to play live action role-playing games with them. So, NO.

No, no, no. You'd be your cool own self, not goth. Unless you wanna be goth. No, basically you're the person you die as. In other words, if you're hair's all gothed out or you've tattooed eyeliner under your eyes, yeah, that's how you'll look for all eternity. Otherwise, your style is up to you. Though remember, you'll neither grow hair nor be able to style or cut it.

Do I have the sexual charm to bring the lady neck-fests to line up around the corner of my crypt?

No. FFS read it again. He said nothing changed.

Ha ha.

This girl I had a crush on my sophomore year wore porcelain vampire fangs for a week or so. Close as I care to deal with vampire stuff. Blood sucking freaks me out.

Also does being a vampire necessitate having an vampirefreaks account?

Because fuck no.

Yes, when you say "become a vampire" there is no way I can expunge that type of behavior from my mind. The people I've know who wanted to be vampires were always inevitably fang-dorks of the type you mention.

Yeah, that fang-dork phase for her lasted about a week or two. Then she got tired of them and stopped wearing them, which was a good move all around.

vampires became lame.

My wife has been reading lots of Anne Rice vampire novels as of late, and we keep biting each other, especially during sex. I like. :D

only if i get to help kate beckinsale 'research her role' for underworld 3

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fuck no. i want to go to the beach and eat cebiche.


o, wait... mmmm... that's a good selling point all of the sudden...

as long as i didnt' have to say corny dialoge and be ambiguous, then yes. campires are cool... unless their corny.

"Campires"? Brilliant!

Count me in for being Count Melly, Campire of Soho - fangs, fever, and a most fabulous cape from Prada.

Hahaha. Campy vampires. Yes.



"If only it vas this easy in high school." Bah-dun-tss.

I employ everyone here to watch sucker: the vampire.

Vampires can get aids if they suck aids-infected blood!