Bristol Palin is an F.O.C. (Friend of Crypto)
 

oh shit. I think I remember him saying his girl got knocked up recently too.

could this be??

our very own Red State Prince?

in defense of the GILF:

people who have jobs that consume their lives often have very little clue as to what's (really) going on at home because they aren't there. being able to work long hours is a plus!

besides, everybody did/does dumb shit behind their parent's backs.

point is moot though, everybody's voting for obama.

That's what I thought when I saw those pictures.

Anyways- I don't think it reflects bad on Sarah Palin if her daughter has been a drunk little slut, it doesn't look good, but good parents don't necessarily mean good kids or vice versa.

The thing that really reflects badly on Sarah Palin is that she's in favor of her daughter marrying that Levi mo-ron.

holler! this family is kind of baller. Bristol probably fucks to more rap in a week than obama has in his life

damn straight

i'd tap that.

we need pictures of her ass, and i'd need rob's approval before i vote/tap that

of course it fucking matters when you claim to be this "family values" candidate who knows better than everybody else how finding jesus will produce model children and how you know better about raising kids and all that bullsheeeeeTTTTT. and now they are carrying out a shotgun wedding at the national level. wtf.

$10 says she has a fetal alcohol baby

Errr, yeah that's a little fucked.

This is not funny.


Assholes.

yes it is.

i'm having a huge party on saturday at the plaza
you down?

no, it's not
even though i know its not true
it still worries me

...okay, it's a little funny



the plaza over near central park?

the plaza hotel. THE plaza hotel. i don't know of any other plaza. yes.

don't talk back to your uncle, bitch
i will pimp slap your ass

you're uninvited now.

just kidding




lovee youuu

ah come one
are you serious?
i'm sure i can get in
i'll make it rain on someone for sure


just as long as its not at the soho grand
i'm banned from there