Dear Melly
 

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7391

your buddy,
me

Dear crypto

That was the most beautiful and moving thing I've seen on the Interspazz so far this week. Thanks muchly. :)

Your mate
Melly

I can't match that at all really, but hopefully this might make you chuckle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM

dear both of you

i love you

i was hoping this would be a thread where we asked melly for his advice.
damnit.

we could make it into one.

Dear Cantankerous

I love ya too - can I be your offical London gay uncle?

Love Smelly

Dear crypto

I love you in a non-men on films way. You the man, man.

Love Mongy

almost as cool as

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-pzg4umqqg

I'M A MAN!!!!

Advice, me?....oh go on then, let me light a ciggie and listen to you advice questions.

....

Go!

dear canatnkerous,

we love you too

-us

Dear Melly

How does one go about cultivating a beloved Internet persona, such as
yourself? Does Elton play as large a role in it as I suspect (if not hope)
he does?

Dear jennthebenn

Ah, good question! There's no secret to it really - just a lot of buffoonery, much liking the peoples here, an ability to have the piss taken out of me and enjoy the fun, and of course...Elton. "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" is a firm favourite in this household (as are The Carpenters, as some boardies are grimly aware of already).

An interest in what other people are doing is a must, too, whatever it may be. That, and having parents who listenend to T Rex and the Stones when I were a baby.

I hope that this has answered at least some of your question!

Yours as ever,

Old Man Melly.

Melly, you're like a wise old tree.

Thank you muchly, jennthebenn :)

crypto - your last video was just lovely - good find, my man.

hey mells, how doI deal with my g/f's little dog who I wanna drop kick like rugby goals?

Even though it's terrible for dogs...

Get it high.

It will calm the fuck down.

Well, Mr Rob, you treat your girlfriend real sweet, then when you and the bothersome pooch are together, say you'll look after the little scamp whilst she goes off to buy a fab new outfit with some cash you just gave her.

Now when she's gone, take the dog and shove it down your trousers, so it gets a goodly dose of man musk. Trust me, after that, the pooch will be as nice as pie to be around.

Should this fail, buy a dog whistle, and when your g/f's back is turned, blow on the thing and watch the little scamp cower in fear. Instant respect gained.

I trust that this may be of some use to you!

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

You must spread some turtle love around before giving it to crypto again.

Yeah everyone is being too nice on this board.