I Want to Get Eaten
 

Go, cake, go!

This thread will crush many guys' hopes.

yes. quite cruelly.

I'm sorry I didn't finish in time. Polls are now open.

cruel, floozie, cruel-- you're a femme fatale.

I voted. I am 33.33%.

You guys were too quick, dammit! I wasn't finished!

I thought I demanded that photo be terminated!

Woah, I need to clear my pms again.

no ransom money = no termination

demands are futile when spank banks are involved

Oh, I'll think of something.

Cake is at 75% with 3% of the precints reporting!

sure. have your people call my people. i'll give them a swiss bank account number.

you are alive?

ooOOOHH-HOHO, you'll see.

All is well.

yeah, i've been warned:

Here she comes, you better watch your step
She's going to break your heart in two, it's true
It's not hard to realize
Just look into her false colored eyes
She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown

'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale)
She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks

You're written in her book
You're number 37, have a look
She's going to smile to make you frown, what a clown
Little boy, she's from the street
Before you start, you're already beat
She's gonna play you for a fool, yes it's true

'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale)
She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks

You are a pieous prude.