i am gonna be a dad!
 

i literally cant believe it!

so yr enjoying yr honeymoon, I take it.

first ye get hitched, then ye blast a load deep inside and get isemination propagation! are you trying to break recordS??????

The devil will find work for idle hands.

Congratulations.

Congrats, god I feel old now.

Me too!!

LOL CONGRATULATIONS JON BOY <3

that's a blessing.
congrats!

april fool you f*cking c*nts.

Ah, so you're impotent.
Sorry for that.

let me give it a shot with yr lady then. t'will be YOU that's the april fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you! It's past mid-day!

sorry she requires men with class and stamina.

staminchia

so yr having trouble consummating the marriage, I take it.

CUNT FUCK

^^^ blatant one-upsmanship.

I knew it! I was gonna say April Fool's but I read the rest of the thread....

Well either way....when are you gonna get it done?

you mean you're not the real father?

fuck you and rick Astley!!!!!:p:p:p