Not to be mean, but........
 

Do you have a good Michael Jackson joke?


Q: What were Michael Jackson's last words?

A: Take me to the Children's Hospital.

I heard Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest. I guess his heart just couldn't beat it.

I heard Michael's dying wish was to be an organ donor to a little kid, so he'd be inside a child forever.

How did Michael Jackson die?

old food-related asphixyiation, he choked on a 9-year old weiner

will michael come to heaven or hell?

its not heaven, but he will recognize it as a nicer place

Michael Jackson has so much plastic in his face he wanted to be creamated into a lego so kids could play with him for a change.

how do you know it's bedtime in michael jackson's home?

when the big hand touches the little hand

How many MJs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, he's dead.

What's the difference between MJ and garbage? Garbage is eventually buried.

MJ didn't die of cardiac arrest, he died from food poisoning. He ate 12 year old nuts.

Okay, I'm done for now.

yeah. thats a good one

LOL WUT

what do wal mart and michael jackson have in common?

they both have little boys pants half off

(for the record i think he was 100% innocent of the allegations against him but it's fun to laugh)

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God said he would grant her one wish.

She told God "I hope that all the children in the world will be safe"

A few hours later Michael Jackson died.

Whats the difference between michael jackson and shopping bags?


Nothing. They're both white, plastic and dangerous to small children.

you guys are mean!

Yes, yes we are. All wicked, wicked, people.

...Um.... joe11121.....see first post by artsygrrl.

not everyone will get this but ...

Why was MJ a West Ham fan?

Because he was forever blowing bubbles.

Hahahaha.