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I know

Obama - Well, hello, old chap! How goes it in your neighbourhood?
Snoop: Yo dawg, wassup?
Obama: Would it be feasible, nay preferable, for me to do a spoekn word segment on your next recorded opus?
Snoop: Whatever, dawg. You lay down the chedda, and we be runnin' tings, aiiiiyyy?
Obama: (Smiles)

sorry your not interesting enough to love. i am sure there are some bright colours somewhere, go and look at them.

LOL'd

Obama knows the delights of big bootie. you can see it in his smile

my friend made this

^Sweet!

Obama: So you've seen the video, and....
Other dude: And what?
Obama: Well, how do I compare?
Other dude: Come on, man, quit worrying. Hilary's dick is nowhere as big as yours.
Obama: (Smiles)

^ hahahahahhah!!!

^^ LOL

ring ring.... ring ring

(in snoops mind) mmm..mm.. i am so fucked, i have no career left...i am tottally fucked...maybe acting, yeah it worked for my dad in csi didnt , maybe ill give him a call and ask him for a janitor job picking up shit for a few hours..yeah...YEAH....yeahhhhh! man thats bitchin...."

ring ring....ring ring....ring ring....

(still in snoopys head) YEAH, FUCK YEAH, THATS FUCKIN BITCHIN...MY HOO IS GONNA BE SLAPPING SOME MOTHAFUCKIN BITCHIN POP CAPPP ASS ING SHIT TONIGHT BEEEAAATCH...YEAH SHIT YEAH. I AM ONE SWIIIINGING DADDIO...oh shit nah, thats not bitchin, thats lame..man i could never act on csi like my daddy.if i screw up he gonna beat me bad like the little fuck i am...oh shit...man i am fuuuucked... maybe i can record another hit single like those de la soul hippy fucks...yeah..ill get all nice and shit... away with the bling....yeah...im gonna be the new coolio.... his shit is plastic...kmart bling.... yeah..i am bitchin..im so .....was that the phone....SHIT!

that ain't snoop... it's xzibit