the worst website
 

I read this: http://old-wizard.com/ site often, because I hate it. It's just filled with the most ill-informed lists of stupid crap and horrible HORRIBLE grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. They're a bunch of idiots to the point that I can't help but boosting their hits.

EDIT: example = THE BEST BANDS SINCE OASIS list

yeah, i think it's safe to say that old wizard is little more than an oasis fan site - and all that that entails.

top 10 over-rated songs

1. The Pixies – Gigantic
Fucking boring ass bassline. Some ugly ass whining in back. Some stupid ass talking about “everyday” bullshit in the guise of importance. Shitty ass production. Predictable guitar noise, more predictable overdrive in the chorus. A repeating chorus with poor and obvious insinuations. The same thing again. Complete trash. The instinct of Indie music epitomized. The diminution of everything musical from centuries past. Not only one of the most overrated songs of all time, but likely the worst song ever put to record.
They bringing Albini into this now!

And they think Oasis is shoegaze..

Fun Stuff! Thanks for sharing.

haha. Actually didn't they call it "shoegazing music" ???

a real wizard would never listen to Oasis.

trust me, I know.

Today was gonna be the day I was gonna put a spell on you
right now I'm shooting fire balls hopin one of them hits you
I don't believe that anybody wants to take seriously right about noooow

I roll hard on saving throws.

are we playing BESM now? roll your 12 sided dice 3 times for a dodge to see if you can dodge.
haha!

3d12? I only roll 20's.

There are actual Oasis fans with access to the internet?

yeah, but they're on 14.4 dialup since they live in the early 90's.

hahahahaha

You must spread some Reputation around before shoegazing it to floatingslowly again.

it's remarkable that these people have managed to put this website together though.....actually, browsing through the articles i'm starting to wonder if it's all a joke?


edit, ok it's not a joke.

have you noticed that a lot of the comments ppl leave are just like "you guys are total f'ing idiots! You've outdone yrself! Worst list!" haha.

lol good one. I wonder if we could tell them about the future, or if it would scare them.

I think it would scare them. They haven't even gone thru Eagle Eye Cherry yet.

It would scare them, but they'd cover it up with violent aggression and call you a faggot.

Old Wizard's "Top 10 Worst Music Genres of All Time":
10. Krautrock
9. Modern R&B
8. Modern Blues
7. Punk
6. Pop Metal
5. Mainstream Country
4. Hip Hop
3. Mainstream "FM" Rock
2. Emo
1. Indie

WHAT THE HELL DOES THE WIZARD LISTEN TO THEN?

He listens to Oasis, the (and I quote) "best band of all time"

This site cracks me up because the writing is so bad and he obviously uses a thesaurus constantly because there are always words there that I don't even really know the meaning of one minute, but used in the most awkward sentence ever constructed, or words that are synonyms of other words, but that don't fit exactly in the context of the sentence.