dumbest thing you've done when off yr face
 

....have you ever decided to ring/txt everyone in yr fonebook and tell them what u really think of them //// decided now would be a really good time to go and visit your parents for a chat //// thought this is the perfect opportunity to learn to drive //// and worse i hope...............

Nope.

good well done *applause*

none of the above

you can elaborate you know, jesus...
ok i'll change it then -
has anyone ever done anything mildly unusual ever???? come on people!!!

no. and their lies my tragedy

you make me sad *sobs*

there

I once ripped out a car's side view mirror.

umm probably got in the sea at 3am in december in england.

ordered almost the entire menu in a chinese takeway

I made about 20 calls to Norway on someone else's phone.

sang "Every Sperm is Sacred" at the top of my lungs while walking down the street.

hehe i hope u then didnt ruin it by paying the fone bill

fucked a crazy.

no, really-- a schizophrenic. found out much later!

I didn't have to pay the bill. I feel like a dick but when it comes down to it, victory!

brilliant, next time try for australia...

fucked a crazy?? maybe you've done it more than once and not known it, not everyone seeks help after all____ was it no big deal when u found out or is this scared for your life crazy???

Deciding to walk home from a friends party who lived about 20 miles away and getting lost. It was in January and I was guided home by a huge flame from a chemical factory. When I started to cut across fields towards it I thought a man was chasing me with a knife but it turned out to be a horse. Scary shit! It took about 10 hours to get home and having to cart a guitar all the way was not fun.

no, this wasn't a "highly neurotic person" like all my girlfriends ever-- this was a bona fide crazy person with serious psychiatric problems and i was too drunk and horny to notice.

i don't think i feel like going into details with this story.. not fit for the internet. maybe you'll read it in a book some day.

thats fair enough maybe some things are better left unsaid...


this is more like it thats hilarious! probably not for you at the time but im sure u must laugh now looking back... were u by any chance slightly drunk or just sketched out??