whats yr hidden talent?
 

i searched the forum and found no threads about this.

my hidden talent is that i can fire dance. well, at least i am starting to learn how to do it. this weekend, i hooped with fire for the first time. i'm a superb hula hooper (i used to do silly contests as a kid) so i guess fire seemed like the next logical step? unfortunately, everybody at the party was too stoned to take pictures. this is kinda what it looks like though:

 

that's hot

cool!

too bad every single hint of talent i have is out in the world.

I throw a mean boomerang.

what do you mean polesj?
in those pics you took, you seemed to have made some delicious food. cooking is a talent!

well yeah but... i posted it on the internet and my friends eat my food all the time. it's not hidden. everything else i do is public too. my drawings and pictures are on the internet for everyone to see, and i wear the clothes i make when i go out into the world. maybe i'm just taking the hidden talent thingy too literal :-)

you gotta ask glice to lecture you about the "devil weed"

i can open a bottle of beer with my teeth

any ass can do that, until their teeth break (it happened to me-- a chunk came off-- fuck not having a ready bottle opener for all occasions)

if I were to divulge a hidden talent, it wouldn't be a hidden talent anymore.

it's something to do with yr robotic rectum, isn't it?

i can smell the burnt gaskets all the way here

rectum? damn near killed 'em!

i have one on my keys.

Does sex count? I'm just playing. I really don't know though.

If you want to be a cunt to someone, I am not your proxy. Just be a cunt. It's the internet, everyone knows you're a prick.

Get a bottle opener, pauper. More seriously, I've got cunting great gaps in my teeth thanks to opening bottles with my teeth, so I really wouldn't recommend it. If you want a proper party trick, I know a couple of fellas who can open bottles with their eyeball-socket. It's quite the feat. One of those fellas used to gargle glass (don't ask) but last I heard he'd been sequestered away for the public's safety.

Anyway. My hidden talent is knitting. I shit ye not.

Mine isn't a talent, just something physically freakish. I'm not going to
reveal it here, because I look forward to times when I'll meet up and drink
with some of you and decide to show this off.

Kegmama and Panto know.

I can catch over 20 quarters off my elbow.
This is a pretty useless "talent."

This. It took me forever to be able to do that with both elbows at the same time.

Fuck that just use a lighter someone always has one of those

Well...what about us who might never have the opportunity to drink with ye.